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Post by trixie on Dec 15, 2005 20:12:09 GMT -5
Well, I don't know if anyone else here watches OLTL, so I may be the only one on this particular site. With that in mind, I'm asking useless, stupid questions that have no serious bearing on the seriousness (!) of OLTL. I may even have to answer myself so I don't get some kind of complex. But, that's okay. At least I'll agree with everything I say So here are some things I was thinking today while sporadically catching the show: When Vicki comes back from being Nicki, does she look in the mirror and say "Hot Dang! I Look Fine!" Do you think she secretly dresses like Nicki when no one else is around? If Kelly couldn't get pregnant, why was she taking Birth Control pills? Was it for her complexion? Why does Duke look older than his dad? Who thought this was good casting? Why does Rex like Adriana - she looks and acts like she's about 12 years old (a well-dressed, made-up 12-year old. But still a 12-year-old). And why does Duke like her for the same reason? Why is Duke on the show? Why is Dr. Sphincter still on and does anyone care what his secrets are? I already know one of them. He takes Viagra. I've seen it in Time and The New Yorker and he is "Putting The Spark Back". So maybe David and Paige can use that against him. Blair might not be too happy to find out that it's not just her who is, well, putting that spark back, if you know what I mean Why is Antonio even allowed near Jessica? Why hasn't Clint kicked his macho butt out of Llanfair for being such an annoying, controlling jerk with his Princess Jessica? Why hasn't RJ beaten the crap out of him yet? Why hasn't he hired someone else to do it? Where is Jamie? Why is there Layla? Do I care what John's demons are? Well, whatever they are, they must like the Macarena because John somehow can't keep his hands off his own hips. Why doesn't Evangeline smack Natalie upside the head and say "HE'S ALL YOURS" and mean it? Why is Natalie a Buchanan? And why am I suppose to care? Where's Nigel? Why am I still watching this show? That's it for now. I'll get back to me later
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Post by ilovejr on Dec 15, 2005 22:06:10 GMT -5
I watch the show on and off, so I can comment a bit:
~ Who doesn't wish they were like Niki? She's cool! Dressing like her....oy vey.
~ That made NO SENSE!!
~ LOL!!
~ Adriana isn't Rex's type (I AM!!) but she isn't...she annoys me sometimes...but I surprisingly like her with Duke...go figure.
~ Spencer can take his "secrets" and shove them up his....you know where. I can't STAND him, just looking at him gets me p*ssed!
~ I used to like Antonio...now he's just...blah and annoying.
~ I haven't seen Jamie in ages....she disappeared!
~ She's there to annoy people.
~ LOL. When I first saw John, I thought he was GAY!! Michael Easton was NEVER like that on Port Charles...so I thought he was playing a Gay cop! ;D
~ I am one of the JoVan fans...I can't stand Natalie.
~ Again, can't stand Natalie so I don't care.
~ Nigel ROCKS! He needs to be on more!
~ I dunno...why do you still watch AMC? ;D Answer is: SOAPS ARE ADDICTIVE, SO WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!
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Post by Andrew on Dec 15, 2005 23:58:18 GMT -5
okay, i dont' watch OLTL religiousley...or that often...but am i wrong for REALLY wanting Duke and Kelly together?!!? Common', they're HOT!
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Post by trixie on Dec 16, 2005 0:10:37 GMT -5
Flail, you might be wrong, but then that makes two of us I think it would be well, pretty hot, myself. But I am bad that way Obviously, you are, too
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Post by Liz on Dec 16, 2005 0:13:12 GMT -5
Trixie, I didn't understand why Kelly was taking the birth contol pills, either, if she couldn't get pregnant, anyway. I guess I'm dumb like that!
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Post by Andrew on Dec 16, 2005 0:14:20 GMT -5
i'm glad i'm not the only one! I mean...they two actors have GREAT chemistry! Who cares if he is her husband's son?!? ;D ;D
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Post by trixie on Dec 16, 2005 0:36:20 GMT -5
Ah, Liz - You're not dumb. THE WRITERS ARE I guess it was suppose to be symbolic - Oh now, the great doctor has fixed me up so here you are viewers, from now on KEVIN AND I ARE HAVING SEX. BUT only to have children It's not like us viewers weren't aware of this fact. The fact THAT SHE COULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN. Flail, I would love to see stepmother, stepson relations improve. And to think they didn't use to get along. Go figure
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Post by trixie on Dec 16, 2005 0:46:44 GMT -5
ilovejr - You thought John was gay? Well, now that is not a bad idea. I might even start to like him if say, he dumps Natalie and HOOKS UP WITH NIGEL. Now THAT would make him interesting. Plus Nigel could give him some fashion tips. He needs them these days. And I'd get to see Nigel. Extra bonus points all around.
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Post by Bree on Dec 16, 2005 8:55:28 GMT -5
I watch OLTL everyday. I tend to like it better at times than AMC. I can tell you the things I like about the show. NIKKI SMITH! LMAO she is a hoot. Hubby says I tend to like crazy people on soaps and he's right. I even like crazy Margaret. Dang was she looney or what? I love love love Janet FAP on AMC. I also like Tess, SexyRexy, Nash, Vangie, Michael, Christian (he's just so fine), RJ, Dorian and David. Like Kevin and Kelly a little better now but I agree that Kelly and Duke are throwing off some serious sparks.
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Post by ilovejr on Dec 16, 2005 15:33:28 GMT -5
trixie, Yes! I thought John was supposed to be Gay! ;D The whole hands on hip thing....I thought it would be interesting to see a gay cop...crushing on Bo! ;D ;D But I could go for John and Nigel! LoL! The only s/l pulling me in is Jess/Antonio/Tess/Nash - I'm really interested in how Tess came about. I missed it today, so I have to watch on SoapNet. I also like Rex, Bo, David, Dorian, Viki/Niki, Clint, Evangeline, and John without Natalie - I can't STAND her!
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Post by trixie on Dec 16, 2005 21:12:01 GMT -5
Hey, Bree - I like the crazy people, too. Sshhhh. Don't tell anyone, let's keep this as our little secret. But I have to say… I LOVED HAYES! I was actually a little teary-eyed to see him go (well, it's a soap so maybe he did, and maybe he didn't ) I also liked Crazy Mags. Nicki Smith is soooo much more interesting than Vicki. Perhaps not likeable, but certainly interesting. I am also likeing Tess a whole lot more than Jess. There’s only so much goody-goody stuff one can take. Give me a good psycho and I’m happy!
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Post by Liz on Dec 17, 2005 23:00:42 GMT -5
Bree and Trixie, I agree with liking crazy people. I really, really liked Mr. Barber!! Too bad Haysie had to die. I also like Niki Smith. I never watched before when she was on, so she's cracking me up. I like Viki, too, though, but Niki is different and intersting to me. Just goes to show how talented Erika is!
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Post by texans08 on Dec 17, 2005 23:41:41 GMT -5
i watch oltl so maybe i can help. *vicki/nicki...i don't think vicki dresses like nicki when no one is around but she should, vicki gets ZERO action! *Kelly has always been able to get pregnant (hence the birth control) but tryiing to carry a baby to term could have been fatal. *Duke looking older than his dad..that's because Dan Gunther (Kevin) has aged EXTREMELY well. he looks the same as he did in his teens *Rex and Duke fighting over Adrianna..she's the only woman in their age group that they are'nt related to! LOL *Spencer serves no real purpose. (popular actor, they thought it would work) *antonio is an idiot with a ripping body. i'm convinced that's the only reason he's still on the show. RJ HAS attacked Antonio..multiple times! LOL..good times. *Jamie is likely on the back burner with Carlotta *Layla..because Renee G (Vangie) complained about Vangie not having any family on the show. *John? see Spencer *Vangie saying he's all yours and mean it? it will never happen. she's D*ck whipped. *love Natalie and Melissa Archer so i'll pass *Nigel? he and roxy are off somewhere for a little drunken slap and tickle. *why do you still watch? the same reason that i do, you're a glutton for punishment
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Post by trixie on Dec 17, 2005 23:45:39 GMT -5
Liz! You liked HAYES??? I knew I liked you for some reason (other than the fifty-five other reasons ) I also like Manny on GH. But now I hear they (whoever "they" are) are giving MANNY A BRAIN TUMOR! What the heck is up with that? Ohmy, wherever did they come up with THIS idea??? Manny - Great Psycho - Brain Tumor Jonathon- Great Psycho - Brain Tumor Jason - Meh, not-so great-psycho-just-missing-a-few-screws - Brain Tumor? Nah, just a brain disorder of some sort. Whatever. I've had it with brain tumors.
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Post by Andrew on Dec 18, 2005 22:23:02 GMT -5
I've tried watching OLTLame...but i just don't like it much at all. The only person i really like is Kelly (simply cuz i LOVE HT). The show just bores me. I'd rather watch AMC in its current state than OLTL for long periods of time.
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