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Post by Soaper on Apr 13, 2006 23:22:09 GMT -5
I don't know but I keep wanting to kill Zach in a port-a-potty:
Lock Zach into a putrid, fecund filth filled port-a-potty and then drop it into a bed of quicksand.
Lock Zach in a putrid, fecund filth filled port-a-potty and airlift it to Iraq and drop him like a bomb.
Lock Zach in a putrid, fecund filth filled port-a-potty, coat it with honey and park it on a fire ant hill.
Lock Zach in a putrid, fecund filth filled port-a-potty and sit it in the hot desert sun.
Lock Zach in a putrid, fecund filth filled port-a-potty and drag it sideways to a landfill.
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Brandon
In Full Revenge Mode
SC's "Guiding Light"
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Post by Brandon on Apr 13, 2006 23:24:34 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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stg2
In Full Revenge Mode
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Post by stg2 on Apr 13, 2006 23:34:51 GMT -5
I would like to see someone reach inside his shirt & rewire those wires so he would move in fast motion off the top of some tall building
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Post by Andrew on Apr 14, 2006 0:14:07 GMT -5
I think i'd like to wire his mouth shut in such a way that he was stuck smirking (he already is anyway) until he dies of starvation.
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Post by Andrew on Apr 14, 2006 0:14:40 GMT -5
OR! His doctor injects too much botox, and it poisons him.
oh wait....we're talking about ways to kill ZACK, not TK! Silly me!...
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Post by texans08 on Apr 14, 2006 1:35:37 GMT -5
wood chippper better yet, force him to watch his emmy reel.
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Post by Chris on Apr 14, 2006 8:30:24 GMT -5
better yet, force him to watch his emmy reel. ;D ;D ;D
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Bree
Close Enough To Call Him "Hockett"
Graphics Genius/Goddess
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Post by Bree on Apr 14, 2006 9:20:40 GMT -5
better yet, force him to watch his emmy reel. ;D ;D ;D Unfortunately, TK probably think he's the best actor on AMC. Not in this lifetime. I say let Janet at him. She's pretty creative.
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Post by rykenrocks on Apr 14, 2006 12:19:17 GMT -5
his hair grows so long it wraps around his neck and chokes him while he sleeps!
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Post by donutqueen on Apr 14, 2006 12:36:54 GMT -5
he's fatally mauled by Zidiots
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Post by rykenrocks on Apr 14, 2006 12:44:45 GMT -5
LOL they would eat him alive than shout out loud, they finally got their thorgasm!EEEWWW!
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Post by Soaper on Apr 14, 2006 13:39:03 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
ROTFLMAO!
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Post by trixie on Apr 14, 2006 14:20:31 GMT -5
TEXANS -
I'd even go for the Wood Chipper! I LOVED Fargo! And yes, Zach's constant smirking would be as annoying as the constant chatter from Steve Buscemi (?)'s character.
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cindy
Just Met Jonathan
Always Love Sethan
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Post by cindy on Apr 14, 2006 15:06:40 GMT -5
His enormous ego sucks all the life out of him and he is instantly vaporized.
Gone...without a trace-even the evil, greasy locks!
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Post by Soaper on Apr 14, 2006 16:50:41 GMT -5
Zach is finally going to have 'THE' night with Kendall.
It's been a long dry spell.
In fact it's been longer than anyone realizes because Zach made a deal with the devil. Zach traded his functioning genitalia for his wish for his son to die. That is why Zach cried when his son died. His Mr. Happy died too.
Frustrated Zach tries to cheat the devil with a mega dose of little blue pills. But all of Zach's efforts are in vain.
With Kendall waiting for him in the bedroom Zach tries desperately to wake 'the dead' and inadvertently pulls too hard and bleeds to death on the bathroom floor.
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