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Post by Amy on Nov 12, 2007 19:46:09 GMT -5
No, that wasn't me but I can see where I might do that.
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Post by trixie on Nov 12, 2007 20:53:47 GMT -5
And Lavery, You should. But I'll make sure to only hang out in the Greek Philosphy and Russian Historical Biography sections if I suspect you are there. Then I'll sneak to the Dave Barry section. I liked The Scream secret, myself. Because that is how I look when I worry about where my breasts will end up when I have sex. Not that I have sex. But IF I were to have sex, I'd probably look just like that.
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Post by Amy on Nov 12, 2007 21:09:40 GMT -5
Trixie, the only people I judge are the ones buying the Ann Coulter books.
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Post by Chris on Nov 20, 2007 11:21:36 GMT -5
Has anyone checked for new secrets? Going now...
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Post by Niki on Nov 20, 2007 11:39:29 GMT -5
They'll be up later this week, Wed I think.
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Post by Kelly on Nov 20, 2007 13:23:05 GMT -5
Trixie, the only people I judge are the ones buying the Ann Coulter books. Amy, I judge those people too!
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Post by Liz on Nov 20, 2007 13:31:16 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Nov 20, 2007 15:51:09 GMT -5
Trixie, the only people I judge are the ones buying the Ann Coulter books. Amy, I judge those people too! Yay! Kelly, have I told you lately that you rock?
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Post by trixie on Nov 20, 2007 23:45:34 GMT -5
Lavery,
Not only should you judge anyone checking out Anne Coulter books, but you should be allowed to take their library cards, cut them up into small little pieces and make them listen to Helen Reddy sing "I Am Woman" over and over and over again. And then give them copies of Fear of Flying. Or Anything by Christopher Buckley.
And then you should use that "date stamp" thingy on their forheads. With a passionate left jab.
If all else fails, you should make them read Harrold Robbins and then shoot them.
Hey, I gave them a chance.
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Post by Liz on Nov 21, 2007 0:15:23 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Nov 21, 2007 9:21:15 GMT -5
Lavery, Not only should you judge anyone checking out Anne Coulter books, but you should be allowed to take their library cards, cut them up into small little pieces and make them listen to Helen Reddy sing "I Am Woman" over and over and over again. And then give them copies of Fear of Flying. Or Anything by Christopher Buckley. And then you should use that "date stamp" thingy on their forheads. With a passionate left jab. If all else fails, you should make them read Harrold Robbins and then shoot them. Hey, I gave them a chance. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That's f*cking brilliant, Trixie! If only I could do that and not get fired. However, you have just garanteed that I will now be smiling (with an evil glint in my eye) everytime I check out an Ann Coulter to someone. This will be much better than having my blood pressure go through the roof.
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Post by Chris on Nov 21, 2007 10:20:55 GMT -5
NEW SECRETS UP!
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Post by Niki on Nov 21, 2007 12:00:03 GMT -5
Thanks Plat!!
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Post by trixie on Nov 21, 2007 20:16:18 GMT -5
Thanks, Plat! Well. So the one that said they were glad they went on strike because now they have the time to write what's in their heart had to be written by Bob Guza. I can picture him now sitting at his computer and FINALLY being able to write the greatest love story never told. Guza writes..."It was a dark and stormy night, but somehow Jason's deep, piercing not to mention blazing blue eyes were able to detect Sonny's soulful, pleading and brooding brown eyes in the dark, and Sonny says 'I always loved you best.' Jason looks suddenly unconstipated and ... Fade To Black." I also liked the one about not having good enough secrets so they'd have to disguise their handwriting. I know just what that feels like. Dang it. Getting stoned while watching Intervention made me LOL! Personally, I refuse to clean my bathroom. Then I tear my closet apart and make a peanut butter sandwich and burp loudly while watching Martha Stewart. It's kind of the same thing, but more legal. Last, but not least, I LOVED the one about bringing a Thanksgiving dish... and NOT because they are nice.
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Post by Niki on Nov 25, 2007 11:28:47 GMT -5
New secrets!
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