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Post by Niki on Dec 30, 2007 20:42:21 GMT -5
....EWWWWW. Amy I didn't think those two secrets could get nastier. You proved me wrong, thank you ;D ;D ;D
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Kelly
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Samwise!!
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Post by Kelly on Dec 30, 2007 22:50:02 GMT -5
The first secret was foul. And how does someone not brush their teeth on the weekends?? ew!
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Post by Beth on Dec 30, 2007 23:16:22 GMT -5
The first two are gross
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Post by Chris on Dec 31, 2007 8:49:50 GMT -5
I like reading your comments on the secrets before I read the secrets - ha ha ha!!
Off to read them now!
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Kelly
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Post by Kelly on Jan 6, 2008 15:45:22 GMT -5
New secrets -- these were DIRTY! Especially the business meeting guy -- YUCK!
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Post by Chris on Jan 7, 2008 16:40:42 GMT -5
Going to read now....
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Post by trixie on Jan 11, 2008 18:59:04 GMT -5
Rule #1 - NEVER shake hands at business meetings. Rule #2 - NEVER tell why you're not shaking hands Rule #3 - NEVER wait for someone who's in the men's room before starting a business meeting Rule #4 - NEVER eat the donuts if they are being brought by the guy in the restroom who is delaying the business meeting. Rule #5 - NEVER attend a business meeting. Nothing good has ever come out of them. Sorry for the visual.
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Post by Liz on Jan 11, 2008 19:03:49 GMT -5
IA with all of those, Trixie!! This kind of stuff is why I am such a germ freak. People can be such PIGS!!!
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Post by Liz on Jan 13, 2008 14:51:37 GMT -5
New secrets up!
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Post by Beth on Jan 13, 2008 15:30:30 GMT -5
Thr first one about losing the postcard had me LMAO. How embarassing if it was ever found ;D
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Post by Niki on Jan 13, 2008 15:52:21 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D That one was funny. Not for the person who lost it though.
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Post by trixie on Jan 13, 2008 17:02:55 GMT -5
Okay, because I have such class and tact, I'm going with the nosehair post. I actually had a friend who had the longest nosehair in the universe. Outdoing Einstein and probably Dustin Hoffman, even and possibly even my Great Uncle Gus. One day we were sitting outside in the bright sunlight having coffee and I looked at her nose and thought "I just whapped something in my house last week with my broom that was smaller than that." I really felt that I should give her some tweezers but then thought it might seem insensitive. I also liked the ski-lift one. It's why I don't ski. Also, you can go up on the lifts, but they won't bring you back down should you ask. Even politely.
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Post by Liz on Jan 13, 2008 17:13:50 GMT -5
I actually had a friend who had the longest nosehair in the universe. I really felt that I should give her some tweezers but then thought it might seem insensitive. HER? ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris on Jan 14, 2008 22:09:26 GMT -5
I know! I thought it was a guy too until I read that!!
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Post by trixie on Jan 14, 2008 22:11:51 GMT -5
Yes, Liz, HER! Not only that, but she was my boss' wife. YIKES! She was really cute other than her nose hair. Oh, and her chin hairs. And her affiliation with Howard. So, I decided she needed a break. But I'd talk to her and just very, oh-so-subtley, put my hand on my chin or scratch my nose to see if she'd pick up the hint. Much like someone does when talking to someone who has a, um you know, a something hanging out of their nose. You just hope that you don't have to come right and say, "HEY, YOU'VE GOT A BOOGER IN YOUR NOSE!" or "MY GAWD, YOU NEED TO MOW THOSE NOSE HAIRS, NOW!" or possibly "DOES THE SAYING, NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN-CHIN" MEAN ANYTHING? No? Okay. Let's have another coffee. I wonder if people think the same thing when they notice my ear hair.
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