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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 14:43:34 GMT -5
Not until the teens are either soarased or leave altogether. ESPECIALLY COLBY. Not until Lily goes to MIT or gets hit in the head and becomes "Normal" and leaves anyway. Not until Jackson divorces Erica because he's sick of being husband number ten. Not until Josh finds out that he really isn't an aborted fetus afterall and that his "crush" on Babe is making me sick to my stomach and that he realizes she is a total bimbo. Not until Babe and KWAK and Colby all have a horrible accident involving hair bleach. Not until Brooke comes back and kicks Adam's sorry butt for drinking moonshine and becoming a KWAK Kissing moron. Not until the camera crew quits drinking Jack Daniels and snorting coke and I can quit taking dramamine. Not until I can ACTUALLY STAY AWAKE for an entire episode. Not until Dixie Doodle leaves and goes back to Europe and confronts Ian about the disgusting death scenes we had to watch with Dr. Madden because I still think HE did it. And not until Zach quits his shirtless smirking and Erica quits wearing cocktail dresses in the morning. Not until Erica and Zach resolve their Sexual Attraction and get it the hell over with. Not until Spike is found out to be a figment of Kendall's imagination and that she actually suffered an "Hysterical Pregnancy". Not until Annie quits looking like Greenlee one day and Babe the next. Not until Jaimie and Julia leave town for at least NINE YEARS. Not until I can actually find something humorous about this show. This show is killing me. And I've only watched ten minutes of it today. I'm off to clean my bathroom. I have more fun with grout these days than AMC. At least grout makes some sense. Plus I can get rid of it fairly quickly and painlessly. I really can't endure this show any longer. It's literally making me yearn for the days when I suffered from PMS. A glass of wine and a couple of Advil and I was good. There isn't enough booze or painkillers to get me through this right now. Sorry, I wanted to be funny, but I can't watch, not even after several martinis. Which, I didn't have, by the way. But I was real tempted. But most importantly, NOT UNTIL DR. HAYWARD AND JONATHON ACCEPT MY DINNER INVITATIONS!
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Post by Amy on Aug 18, 2006 15:12:04 GMT -5
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Post by kallietop on Aug 18, 2006 15:23:24 GMT -5
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Brandon
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Post by Brandon on Aug 18, 2006 18:25:07 GMT -5
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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 20:20:43 GMT -5
Sorry, you guys, but I can't watch anymore. I can't even make fun of it - that tells me I should stop watching for awhile. AMC is making my hair fall out, my skin break out and my eyeballs roll across the floor. I'm tired of having to locate large chunks of hair but only after locating my eyeballs. I watched Robin Williams on Broadway today, instead. I at least only lost control of my bladder! But, if any of you feel you can (and I KNOW you can as you are all very, very funny) do a Not-So-Live-Post, PLEASE feel free to do so. I just have to take a break. Even Jonathon isn't saving me from this stinky, mucked-up mess. Although I still love Jonathon's voice it's not enough to keep me watching - at least for a while. Hopefully, as Arnold said once, "I'll Be Bach". But then perhaps he really meant he'd be Mozart. Who knows?
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Post by Liz on Aug 18, 2006 20:37:53 GMT -5
Trixie, I'm very sad to hear this, but I totally understand. Can you at least do some OTHER funny posts???
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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 20:54:41 GMT -5
For you, LIZ, anything Except watching AMC. A friend of mine is suppose to come over for Bloody Marys this weekend. Perhaps I'll locate my sense of humor then Anyway, I'll still be around irritating you guys despite not doing the Not-So-Live-Post. I just can't comment on AMC at this time. I tried last week, erased my thread and I tried again this week, but didn't even have to erase my thread because I couldn't get beyond Lily and her "AYFGWPFA (Autistic Young Female With Preference For Guys With Accents) seeking FUBDG (Flucked Up Brain Damaged Guy) thing. See. Another reason for me not to watch.
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Post by Amy on Aug 18, 2006 20:58:11 GMT -5
Trixie, we promise we'll give you a heads up (so to speak) when Jonathan gets laid again. You'd watch AMC for that, wouldn't you?
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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 21:03:19 GMT -5
Hey LL, No, because I wouldn't tell you.
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Post by Amy on Aug 18, 2006 21:12:59 GMT -5
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Post by kallietop on Aug 18, 2006 21:36:03 GMT -5
not all of us are funny. i'll stay out of the running so i don't make people turn to hard drinks just to get thru the posts. most of my posts get ignored. even the beautiful one that actually shows that a soap used to have amazing stories that the characters could act. and you don't even need to know who they are!!!!!!! my "funny ones" are always ignore. ;D ;D i guess my sense of humor is too odd to be appreciated. kallie gets it? your posts are always funny. basically every post you do so we will still be spitting our drinks out on our keyboard ;D
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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 21:55:40 GMT -5
Hey, Charity, No Pity Party For You You get LOTS of responses! You're a sweetie and we all love you lots Plus, you have about a thousand more Karma Points than I do. So what does that say? Uh, oh, it says I need an immediate Pity Party
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Post by donutqueen on Aug 18, 2006 22:01:25 GMT -5
Poor Trixie... *karma* for you!
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Post by kallietop on Aug 18, 2006 22:02:19 GMT -5
ok - i'm having a pity party but that is how i feel today guess i should mention my meds aren't working too well today!! so i feel like crud mentally. welcome to my pity party - bob came and i love you and you crack me up...and i can understand your amc issues so karma for you.
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Post by trixie on Aug 18, 2006 22:19:45 GMT -5
Elana - Thanks for the Karma Now throw in a couple of your VIRTUAL DONUTS and I'll be your new best friend Charity - Bob cures most all ills. I love Bob You and I can have a Pity Party right now. I'm having a glass of white wine with two tacos. Home made, by the way (the tacos, not the wine). What a mess! Or as Bette Davis would say "What A Dump". I love when I get to be a slob I'm pretty classy as you can tell. My husband is visiting his three-hundred year-old grandmother in PA and I am happy that I get to sit at the computer without listening to another Deadwood segment. And thanks you two for the Karma. I live for this stuff.
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