Post by trixie on Oct 20, 2006 16:41:28 GMT -5
Stop me before I post again! And as always with my apologies…
Oh, finally. Spike gets a real name! Zach looks at Spikey’s scrunched up face and christens him “Stinky”.
Erica barges right in. She’s upset because she has to remember to call Zach her daughter Bianca’s Brother-In-Law by Marriage to Her Daughter, Bianca’s Half-Sister, Kendall who has a son by Ryan Making Stinky Spike Zach’s Stepson. It’s a mouthful.
Cue Me and Mrs. Jones
Well, hey, now here’s Kendall wearing her slip to work while jawing with Babe about being in love with “Men Who Try To Kill Their Wives And The Wives Who Still Love Them”. Babe can’t believe Kendall wore her slip to work but thinks it’s better than the sheet she wore the other day.
Cue Bad Boys
Babe blathers on about Jr, Josh and the difference between attempted murder and adultery, or something like that. Frankly I couldn’t hear her very well since I had ice-picks embedded in my ears.
Cue I’m Easy
Commercial
Commercial
ANOTHER Commercial
Adam and KWAK at hospital. Sonogram time! KWAK and Adam look at the future Chandler heir – oh look, it’s holding up a sign saying “24-Hour Martinizing”. Adam looks happy. He’s thinking of all the free dry-cleaning he’ll have in the future. KWAK looks slightly uneasy because the only free stuff she’ll get will be empty refrigerator boxes.
Cue Baby Love
Oh, joy. Annie Greensprings, Ryan and Jon. Annie is not talking. Okay she’s talking but she’s not saying anything. Jon vows to protect her by way of a very special cave he just happens to know about. Ryan mentions DNA. Annie freaks because DNA equals being killed off and having to update her resume and perhaps getting a recurring role on Passions.
Bianca and Josh talk about fan letters and condolence cards. Bianca’s halo is blinding Josh. He blinks, he thinks of the money going to all these needy children, which his father made sure there were plenty of. Binx says that money and being drop-dead gorgeous will get you far. And now he’ll be able to afford all those birthday cards that he should send to his new-found siblings.
Cue Money For Nothing
Commercial
Hmmm, a knock at Stinky Spike’s condo. It’s the local copper answering a three-digit call from Erica herself.
Seems Zach is in violation of several felonies: bad hygiene, premeditated razor burn, rubber-necking at an unauthorized live burial, helping a woman named “Dixie”, calling Spike “Stinky”, serial smirking and last but not least, not being in love with Erica.
Zach smirks and says “Guilty”.
Alas, Erica gives the copper an autographed photo of herself. He quickly leaves because Paris Hilton and Joan Rivers are next on his “three-digit call list”.
Cue Psycho Killer. Just because.
Commercial
Previews:
Stinky Spike boils his new bunny while murmering “grandma gave this to me.”
KWAK eats cheesy fries, gets heartburn and belches loudly in front of Adam, endearing herself to him forever
Julia and Tad play Pong on the computer. Tad realizes it’s time to get a new computer.
Jeff puts on a clean Safari jacket
Myrtle signs a new contract stating that she will not appear in any scenes with Zach ever again unless he gets rid of those donut crumbs stuck in the corners of his mouth. She does however, agree to the continuous use of orange lipstick.
Erica discovers Bianca’s secret – She’s really Mother Teresa with a LOT of cosmetic surgery.
Oh, finally. Spike gets a real name! Zach looks at Spikey’s scrunched up face and christens him “Stinky”.
Erica barges right in. She’s upset because she has to remember to call Zach her daughter Bianca’s Brother-In-Law by Marriage to Her Daughter, Bianca’s Half-Sister, Kendall who has a son by Ryan Making Stinky Spike Zach’s Stepson. It’s a mouthful.
Cue Me and Mrs. Jones
Well, hey, now here’s Kendall wearing her slip to work while jawing with Babe about being in love with “Men Who Try To Kill Their Wives And The Wives Who Still Love Them”. Babe can’t believe Kendall wore her slip to work but thinks it’s better than the sheet she wore the other day.
Cue Bad Boys
Babe blathers on about Jr, Josh and the difference between attempted murder and adultery, or something like that. Frankly I couldn’t hear her very well since I had ice-picks embedded in my ears.
Cue I’m Easy
Commercial
Commercial
ANOTHER Commercial
Adam and KWAK at hospital. Sonogram time! KWAK and Adam look at the future Chandler heir – oh look, it’s holding up a sign saying “24-Hour Martinizing”. Adam looks happy. He’s thinking of all the free dry-cleaning he’ll have in the future. KWAK looks slightly uneasy because the only free stuff she’ll get will be empty refrigerator boxes.
Cue Baby Love
Oh, joy. Annie Greensprings, Ryan and Jon. Annie is not talking. Okay she’s talking but she’s not saying anything. Jon vows to protect her by way of a very special cave he just happens to know about. Ryan mentions DNA. Annie freaks because DNA equals being killed off and having to update her resume and perhaps getting a recurring role on Passions.
Bianca and Josh talk about fan letters and condolence cards. Bianca’s halo is blinding Josh. He blinks, he thinks of the money going to all these needy children, which his father made sure there were plenty of. Binx says that money and being drop-dead gorgeous will get you far. And now he’ll be able to afford all those birthday cards that he should send to his new-found siblings.
Cue Money For Nothing
Commercial
Hmmm, a knock at Stinky Spike’s condo. It’s the local copper answering a three-digit call from Erica herself.
Seems Zach is in violation of several felonies: bad hygiene, premeditated razor burn, rubber-necking at an unauthorized live burial, helping a woman named “Dixie”, calling Spike “Stinky”, serial smirking and last but not least, not being in love with Erica.
Zach smirks and says “Guilty”.
Alas, Erica gives the copper an autographed photo of herself. He quickly leaves because Paris Hilton and Joan Rivers are next on his “three-digit call list”.
Cue Psycho Killer. Just because.
Commercial
Previews:
Stinky Spike boils his new bunny while murmering “grandma gave this to me.”
KWAK eats cheesy fries, gets heartburn and belches loudly in front of Adam, endearing herself to him forever
Julia and Tad play Pong on the computer. Tad realizes it’s time to get a new computer.
Jeff puts on a clean Safari jacket
Myrtle signs a new contract stating that she will not appear in any scenes with Zach ever again unless he gets rid of those donut crumbs stuck in the corners of his mouth. She does however, agree to the continuous use of orange lipstick.
Erica discovers Bianca’s secret – She’s really Mother Teresa with a LOT of cosmetic surgery.