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Post by trixie on Mar 9, 2007 21:56:19 GMT -5
Why was Kendall waving her Pee Stick over Spike's head and saying he might have a little sister or brother OR WHATEVER? What the hell is a "Whatever"? Is that what happens when one mates with Zach Slater? Just curious Also, She greets Bianca at the door with her magic Pee Stick. Bianca looked thrilled until she smelled urine. I'm guessing. Don't women on soap operas ever take their pregnancy tests in the bathroom? Have I missed out when it was appropriate to pee on something and wave it around your baby's head and answer your front door while still waving it around? Gad. I need to take up needlepoint or something. Between Erica's 1984 get-up from yesterday and the pee-stick from today, and my dental problems I'm going crazy.
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Post by Liz on Mar 9, 2007 22:09:21 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Trixie, you are so damn funny!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
More karma for you.
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Post by Brandon on Mar 9, 2007 22:19:17 GMT -5
What the hell is a "Whatever"? Is that what happens when one mates with Zach Slater? Just curious ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Mar 9, 2007 22:53:14 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Trixie, I know you haven't been feeling well and have had a lousy week but as Ralph the Mouth might say, "You've still got it."
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Post by Liz on Mar 9, 2007 23:00:20 GMT -5
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Post by trixie on Mar 9, 2007 23:49:02 GMT -5
Sad to say, I'm looking a lot more like Ralphie than I'd like to. I also just spotted several spelling errors in my post. Normally, I'd be horrified, but tonight, I frankly don't care. (That's not true, I still do care. But I'm too danged tired to do anything about it)You guys are so great. As my husband's best friend always says when he's drunk (which, by the way, is pretty often), I LOVE YOU MAN!
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Post by kallietop on Mar 10, 2007 0:08:55 GMT -5
OMG - the whatever must be the baby toadface. and trixie - if they don't take the preg test in the bathroom (which is obvious) where do they?? i mean do they pee right on the floor?? or could she have a bladder problem and wring out the adult diaper (for lack of knowing what it is really called) right over the kitchen sink??? hmmm, she does have a kitchen - doesn't she?
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Post by meg24 on Mar 10, 2007 0:10:48 GMT -5
Too funny, Trixie!
Man, Kendall sounds like a complete moron...
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Post by Beth on Mar 10, 2007 0:31:27 GMT -5
OMG - the whatever must be the baby toadface. and trixie - if they don't take the preg test in the bathroom (which is obvious) where do they?? i mean do they pee right on the floor?? or could she have a bladder problem and wring out the adult diaper (for lack of knowing what it is really called) right over the kitchen sink??? hmmm, she does have a kitchen - doesn't she? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I guess it was the only thing Kendall could whip up in the kitchen. It's not like she eats ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by trixie on Mar 10, 2007 0:47:54 GMT -5
I guess none of us will be accepting that glass of Chablis that Kendall offers us anytime soon.
If she did offer, my answer would be "No thanks! Got my own urine! But hey, thanks for offering! Cuz you just never know, do you? What's up with that stick anyway? Sorry, that looks like Mountain Dew. Which reminds me, I gotta go. Bye!"
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Post by kallietop on Mar 10, 2007 2:09:20 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2007 23:12:56 GMT -5
Wasn't that gross Trixie? I'm teeling you - mine never left the bathroom. All these people who wrap their up and give them to their parents... well, gross. Sorry to anyone who did that - yours was the exception!
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Post by donutqueen on Mar 10, 2007 23:16:33 GMT -5
note to self... do not read these threads after eating....
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Post by kallietop on Mar 10, 2007 23:22:27 GMT -5
never did have the fun of peeing on a stick. the doctor told me. but i believe the stick needs to be disposed of right away and then was hands with antibacterial soap!!!!
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Post by trixie on Mar 11, 2007 16:22:13 GMT -5
Wasn't that gross Trixie? I'm teeling you - mine never left the bathroom. All these people who wrap their up and give them to their parents... well, gross. Sorry to anyone who did that - yours was the exception! Oh, gadzooks! Do people really do this? Should I give my parents my urine utensil to prove to them that I'm truly going through menopause? Should I also give them all my unused tampons next Christmas and say "Hey! Guess what! You'll never be a grandparent! Merry Christmas!" People are very twisted in what they think is an appropriate gift. I think I'll write Ms. Manners and see what she has to say. My guess is "WTF are you talking about??? Ask me about salad forks, or recycling gifts. Oh wait. That's kind of what you DID ask me, isn't it? Never mind." And yeah, if any of you here on this board did this, well, exactly. You're the exception. But it will make me wonder about you. Just a bit. I'll still like you, though.
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