Post by trixie on Sept 15, 2006 17:10:05 GMT -5
HEY, ALL. Read at your own risk. I actually watched today. But remain uninspired. As always, my apologies and condolences to you who try to humor me.
Sean in a wheelchair surrounded by bodies on gurneys and a surly Adam Chandler – Sean announces that it’s the best party he ever went to. He especially enjoyed the brownies.
KWAK ponders that any party that leaves you in a wheelchair in the middle of a hospital waiting room is a kick-butt party and why didn’t she think of this last Christmas. Adam is visibly frustrated because he realizes he could’ve saved a whole lot of bucks by having Colby’s b’day party at the hospital to begin with.
Ryan models the latest in hospital couture for men by Calvin Klown while Kendall helps him on with his pants. Apparently he’s going Commando but Kendall pretends not to notice while sending Spike away so he won’t get a complex. Spike leaves quietly with a smile on his face as he already knows his is bigger.
Cue You Can Leave Your Hat On by Joe Cocker.
Commercial
Derek and Detective Anonymous play hardball, dodge ball, tetherball, four square and hopscotch with Jonathon and Annie Greensprings. These tactics obviously terrify Jonathon and Annie into confessions as they tearfully admit that they are both guilty of Jaywalking. Derek looks smug because he actually solved a crime in PV. Now, if he can only nail that elusive litterbug his career will be made!
Cue Rescue Me
Meanwhile… back at the slammer…
Myrtle tells Zach he’s a slow learner, will lose another girl he loves and needs to comb his hair. He munches on one of Elana’s donuts, smirks and then him and Myrtle start to make out in a wild, passionate way until the guard returns and has to turn a hose on them and promptly invites Myrtle out for a drink. She accepts.
Zach, with donut crumbs and orange lipstick smeared all over his mouth, tries to look enigmatic, and contemplates combing his hair. He thinks of Myrtle and her matching hair and lipstick.
Cue When a Man Loves a Woman
Commercial
Erica appears to bring Lilly’s favorite blanket, but it’s obvious that it is Spike’s. She’s hoping the aroma will bring Lilly out of her catatonia.
Jackson admits he screwed up in the father department but then gets a whiff of the blankie and begs for a commercial break.
Jeff sees Erica talking to Lilly and decides she’s the best danged mom a walking, talking fetus could have.
Cue What’s Going On.
Previews:
Dr. David, now apparently without a job soon (WAHHHHHHH!) WILL FINALLY accept my dinner invitations. Good news for me, but hmmm, okay, maybe good news for HIM, too.
Colby gets one of Sean’s crutches shoved down her throat and as a result suffers permanent laryngitis. She decides to join the Merchant Marines as she is very good at piloting hijacked yachts.
Myrtle goes back to the slammer for another Zyrtle make out session but is disgusted at Zach’s hair and the fact he still has donut crumbs encrusted in the corners of his mouth. She again tells Zach he’s a slow learner and accepts yet another invite from the guard. She enjoys asking him if that’s a gun in his pocket or if he’s just happy to see her. He empties his pockets. No gun!
Jonathon and Annie Greensprings are seen picking up trash on the side of the PV Highway. Looks like Derek solved the litterbug case, too
Ryan finds that he really misses his hospital gown and starts lurking in Kendall’s closet
Commercial
Will Dr. David ever show up at my house for dinner?
Will Colby stop shrieking?
Will Myrtle ever make out with Zach again?
Will Jonathon and Annie ever admit that they ALSO STOLE A HERSHEY’S BAR from the grocery store?
Will Ryan ever come out of the closet?
Will I ever watch this show again? (Probably, but I’ll hate myself in the morning)
Sean in a wheelchair surrounded by bodies on gurneys and a surly Adam Chandler – Sean announces that it’s the best party he ever went to. He especially enjoyed the brownies.
KWAK ponders that any party that leaves you in a wheelchair in the middle of a hospital waiting room is a kick-butt party and why didn’t she think of this last Christmas. Adam is visibly frustrated because he realizes he could’ve saved a whole lot of bucks by having Colby’s b’day party at the hospital to begin with.
Ryan models the latest in hospital couture for men by Calvin Klown while Kendall helps him on with his pants. Apparently he’s going Commando but Kendall pretends not to notice while sending Spike away so he won’t get a complex. Spike leaves quietly with a smile on his face as he already knows his is bigger.
Cue You Can Leave Your Hat On by Joe Cocker.
Commercial
Derek and Detective Anonymous play hardball, dodge ball, tetherball, four square and hopscotch with Jonathon and Annie Greensprings. These tactics obviously terrify Jonathon and Annie into confessions as they tearfully admit that they are both guilty of Jaywalking. Derek looks smug because he actually solved a crime in PV. Now, if he can only nail that elusive litterbug his career will be made!
Cue Rescue Me
Meanwhile… back at the slammer…
Myrtle tells Zach he’s a slow learner, will lose another girl he loves and needs to comb his hair. He munches on one of Elana’s donuts, smirks and then him and Myrtle start to make out in a wild, passionate way until the guard returns and has to turn a hose on them and promptly invites Myrtle out for a drink. She accepts.
Zach, with donut crumbs and orange lipstick smeared all over his mouth, tries to look enigmatic, and contemplates combing his hair. He thinks of Myrtle and her matching hair and lipstick.
Cue When a Man Loves a Woman
Commercial
Erica appears to bring Lilly’s favorite blanket, but it’s obvious that it is Spike’s. She’s hoping the aroma will bring Lilly out of her catatonia.
Jackson admits he screwed up in the father department but then gets a whiff of the blankie and begs for a commercial break.
Jeff sees Erica talking to Lilly and decides she’s the best danged mom a walking, talking fetus could have.
Cue What’s Going On.
Previews:
Dr. David, now apparently without a job soon (WAHHHHHHH!) WILL FINALLY accept my dinner invitations. Good news for me, but hmmm, okay, maybe good news for HIM, too.
Colby gets one of Sean’s crutches shoved down her throat and as a result suffers permanent laryngitis. She decides to join the Merchant Marines as she is very good at piloting hijacked yachts.
Myrtle goes back to the slammer for another Zyrtle make out session but is disgusted at Zach’s hair and the fact he still has donut crumbs encrusted in the corners of his mouth. She again tells Zach he’s a slow learner and accepts yet another invite from the guard. She enjoys asking him if that’s a gun in his pocket or if he’s just happy to see her. He empties his pockets. No gun!
Jonathon and Annie Greensprings are seen picking up trash on the side of the PV Highway. Looks like Derek solved the litterbug case, too
Ryan finds that he really misses his hospital gown and starts lurking in Kendall’s closet
Commercial
Will Dr. David ever show up at my house for dinner?
Will Colby stop shrieking?
Will Myrtle ever make out with Zach again?
Will Jonathon and Annie ever admit that they ALSO STOLE A HERSHEY’S BAR from the grocery store?
Will Ryan ever come out of the closet?
Will I ever watch this show again? (Probably, but I’ll hate myself in the morning)