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Post by Amy on May 23, 2008 8:45:14 GMT -5
Happy Birthday to you, Trixie! From me and Hugh. Hugh dressed up for you.
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Post by Liz on May 23, 2008 13:46:00 GMT -5
Amy, you're the BEST!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRIXIE!!! I really hope you pamper yourself and relax today!! You really deserve it. Even though you're always joking about being like this: We KNOW the truth!!! Celebrate today with a yummy dinner. I have just the thing: So MANY yummy varieties!!
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Post by Beth on May 23, 2008 19:34:58 GMT -5
Have a wonderful birthday! Relax and enjoy yourself
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Brandon
In Full Revenge Mode
SC's "Guiding Light"
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Post by Brandon on May 23, 2008 20:41:18 GMT -5
Happy Birthday to our resident comedienne!!!!!!
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Post by trixie on May 23, 2008 23:40:42 GMT -5
THANK YOU ALL FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY, um, you know, birthday. (ack, another one ) And Amy, Hugh looks just like he did last night when he came over for my special, um, rigatoni. By the way, my friend invited me to her house and had taped an episode of CRAIG FERGUSON with HUGH LAURIE in honor of my birthday. We settled in for a very happy hour with our bloody marys and our bad girl (or dirty old lady) fantasies of guys with great accents and then found to our horror that HER HUSBAND HAD ERASED THE SHOW. He was not greeted warmly upon his return from work And Liz! How about that Spam? I may make the following for my dinner tonight. It's a bit fancy, but then again, it IS my birthday. Spam a L'orange • One box Macaroni and Cheese • One can SPAM • One cup Tang Make one box of Macaroni and Cheese. Mix with one can SPAM and one cup Tang. Enjoy! Which inspires me to recite... The famous Spam Haikus by Michael Lubic Back to the Spam page. ( I love that there is an actual SPAM page)Blue can of steel what promise do you hold? salt flesh so ripe Can of metal, slick soft center, so cool, moistening I yearn for your salt Twist, pull the sharp lid Jerks and cuts me deeply but Spam, aaah, my poultice. silent, former pig one communal awareness myriad pink bricks you wait to feed me stoic vigil on the shelf ah my vibrant pink jelly for mortar seven hundred tins and more i build a Spam house my friend pork shoulder I return to you. this time i've brought mayonnaise above all others porcine treat without equal there is but one Spam clad in metal, proud no mere salt-curing for you you are not bacon and who dares mock Spam? you? you? you are not worthy of one rich pink fleck Grotesque pinkish mass In a blue can on a shelf Quivering alone Like some spongy rock A granite, my piece of Spam In sunlight on my plate Oh Argentina! Your little tin of meat soars Above the pampas The color of Spam is natural as the sky: A block of sunrise Little slab of meat In a wash of clear jelly Now I heat the pan Oh tin of pink meat I ponder what you may be: Snout or ear or feet? In the cool morning I fry up a slab of Spam A dog barks next door Pink tender morsel Glistening with salty gel What the hell is it? Ears, snouts, and innards, A homogenous mass Pass another slice Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat Give me a spork please Old man seeks doctor "I eat Spam daily", he says. Angioplasty Highly unnatural The tortured shape of this "food" A small pink coffin Slicing your sweet self Salivating in suspense Sizzle, sizzle..Spam Pink beefy temptress I can no longer remain Vegetarian I am overcome now with warm and fuzzy feelings. But I promise to take something to cure that immediately. Maybe some... spam? You guys are great.
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Post by Niki on May 24, 2008 8:23:49 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm a bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRIXIE!!!!! Hope you had a great day.
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Lori
In Full Revenge Mode
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Post by Lori on May 25, 2008 21:00:39 GMT -5
Dang! I missed your birthday...Trixie, I hope you had a great one!
Lori
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Post by Amy on May 25, 2008 22:18:27 GMT -5
THANK YOU ALL FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY, um, you know, birthday. (ack, another one ) And Amy, Hugh looks just like he did last night when he came over for my special, um, rigatoni. By the way, my friend invited me to her house and had taped an episode of CRAIG FERGUSON with HUGH LAURIE in honor of my birthday. We settled in for a very happy hour with our bloody marys and our bad girl (or dirty old lady) fantasies of guys with great accents and then found to our horror that HER HUSBAND HAD ERASED THE SHOW. He was not greeted warmly upon his return from work Trixie, I'm so sorry your sexy men with sexy accents birthday fest was ruined. Dang that man! It's not the same as on a big screen TV but here's the youtube version of what you missed. youtube.com/watch?v=fw9cZlQw8us
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Post by Liz on May 26, 2008 0:40:34 GMT -5
And Liz! How about that Spam? I may make the following for my dinner tonight. It's a bit fancy, but then again, it IS my birthday. Spam a L'orange • One box Macaroni and Cheese • One can SPAM • One cup Tang Make one box of Macaroni and Cheese. Mix with one can SPAM and one cup Tang. Enjoy! I'm DYING over here!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Soaper on May 26, 2008 9:54:06 GMT -5
Sorry I'm late! Happy Birthday Trixie!
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Post by trixie on May 26, 2008 14:21:49 GMT -5
Thanks again to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU for the lovely b'day wishes! And Amy, I don't know what to say. That was, oh my, it was so wonderful I almost feel perky! I tell you, there is nothing more sexy than two guys with great accents talking about bahfing and fahting. It's a classic! And Liz, you know there's plenty more where that came from!
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Mandie
Close Enough To Call Him "Hockett"
SC's Lavery-lovin Southern Belle
Kendall - you are a damn fool!!
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Post by Mandie on May 27, 2008 8:58:16 GMT -5
Hey, Trix...here I am bringing up the rear..thank goodness I have a rather large one. Love ya, honey...hope it was a great day!!
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Post by trixie on May 30, 2008 19:54:26 GMT -5
Mandie! Thanks sweetie. Well, at leasts you HAVE ONE. My maiden name is Noassatall. Santa won't even let me sit on his lap.
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Post by Liz on May 31, 2008 1:15:07 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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