Post by Liz on Apr 25, 2006 11:56:53 GMT -5
These scenes had me rolling!!! HILARIOUS!!!! ;D ;D
Tad: No -- oh!
Adam: Get off -- get off me! Get off!
Tad: Stop!
Adam: Pile of blubber! Get off of me!
David: Two men I detest, and a loaded gun. What to do, what to do? So, who wants to die first?
Tad: Well, you know who I'd vote for. Just don't pull the trigger before you get him to tell you what he did with Dixie.
Adam: Dixie's fine! Tad keeps making it sound like I did something sinister. All I did was remind her how selfish it would be to reveal herself to J.R.
Tad: For god's sake, you're not buying any of this, are you?
David: I've never believed a word from either of you.
Adam: I'm telling you the truth! Dixie left of her own volition. It took some skillful persuasion on my part, but she finally got the message and hightailed it out of town, no forwarding address.
Tad: You're a stinking liar.
David: Maybe. But I do like the implication. You finally get the love of your life back after all these years, and you lose her in record time. I at least had some quality time with dixie. What'd you have, a couple of lousy hours? You got to love that.
Tad: Oh, yeah, yeah. Dixie might be dead -- that's a thigh-slapper.
Adam: Stop being such a drama qun.N. Dixie isn't dead. He'll say anything to get you to use that on me.
Tad: You got me there.
Adam: Yeah, well, the simple fact is that dixie finally saw the light and left town. No mischief, no drama, no -- no forwarding address, just goodbye, good luck.
Tad: Well, if dixie was willing to leave so peaceably, just tell the guy with the pistol one thing. Why'd you have to bring along a gun to persuade her?
David: Go ahead, adam, tell us. Is this how you persuaded dixie to leave pine valley? Waved your little gun in her face?
Adam: That isn't mine. I don't carry weapons. My friend, the detective here, does, though. Hmm? He threatened to kill me!
Adam: Tad knew that I was trying to coax dixie into staying, that he was desperate and irrational and jealous, so he stormed in to try to stop me. I told him he was too late, that she'd already left. Well, he -- he went into this jealous rage and whipped out this gun, waved it in my face, and said --
[As a gangster] "Talk or die, old man." OMG, I laughed my ass off at that!!! ;D ;D I rewound it about 5 times
Tad: I swear to god I don't know how you could possibly get more annoying. Look, dixie's things are still in the closet. Look for yourself.
Adam: [Normal voice] I -- I can explain that. She was in a bit of a rush.
David: All right, all right. Save your breath. I'm kind of preoccupied at the moment. You see, I'm making a list in my head -- 101 ways on how to torture you clowns. I'm already up to 76.
Tad: David, what is wrong with you? Dixie may be dead. Doesn't that bother you?
David: At this point, I'm thinking, not so much.
Tad: Listen, david, you know as well as I do there is no way that dixie would willingly agree to leave without her things. Now, if she truly made up her mind to tell J.R. She was alive, then one conversation with zippy the persuasive chimp wouldn't change it.
Adam: You know this? You -- you were here?
Tad: No, but I'm sure you could act it out. Now, maybe you don't care that dixie is missing, but I do, so get out of my way because I'm looking for her.
David: Is it just me or did this gun land at my feet with the perfect alibi? I walked in, saw you standing over his dead body. You freaked, turned the gun on me. We fought, it went off, you died -- self-defense. And just like that, pine valley is purged of two of its most irritating citizens.
Tad: You stupid son of a --
adam: It was worth taking the risk. Anything to keep you from gutting our son, which I see you're determined to do, anyway.
Tad: It's time to lock you up for good.
David: Adam was just paying homage to my brillianc shipping him off in a crate to a foreign country was one of my better kiss-offs. Compliment taken.
Adam: Shut up.
David: Of course, when I shipped you off in a crate, you actually made it to the destination.
Adam: Give me that gun.
Tad: No -- oh!
Adam: Get off -- get off me! Get off!
Tad: Stop!
Adam: Pile of blubber! Get off of me!
David: Two men I detest, and a loaded gun. What to do, what to do? So, who wants to die first?
Tad: Well, you know who I'd vote for. Just don't pull the trigger before you get him to tell you what he did with Dixie.
Adam: Dixie's fine! Tad keeps making it sound like I did something sinister. All I did was remind her how selfish it would be to reveal herself to J.R.
Tad: For god's sake, you're not buying any of this, are you?
David: I've never believed a word from either of you.
Adam: I'm telling you the truth! Dixie left of her own volition. It took some skillful persuasion on my part, but she finally got the message and hightailed it out of town, no forwarding address.
Tad: You're a stinking liar.
David: Maybe. But I do like the implication. You finally get the love of your life back after all these years, and you lose her in record time. I at least had some quality time with dixie. What'd you have, a couple of lousy hours? You got to love that.
Tad: Oh, yeah, yeah. Dixie might be dead -- that's a thigh-slapper.
Adam: Stop being such a drama qun.N. Dixie isn't dead. He'll say anything to get you to use that on me.
Tad: You got me there.
Adam: Yeah, well, the simple fact is that dixie finally saw the light and left town. No mischief, no drama, no -- no forwarding address, just goodbye, good luck.
Tad: Well, if dixie was willing to leave so peaceably, just tell the guy with the pistol one thing. Why'd you have to bring along a gun to persuade her?
David: Go ahead, adam, tell us. Is this how you persuaded dixie to leave pine valley? Waved your little gun in her face?
Adam: That isn't mine. I don't carry weapons. My friend, the detective here, does, though. Hmm? He threatened to kill me!
Adam: Tad knew that I was trying to coax dixie into staying, that he was desperate and irrational and jealous, so he stormed in to try to stop me. I told him he was too late, that she'd already left. Well, he -- he went into this jealous rage and whipped out this gun, waved it in my face, and said --
[As a gangster] "Talk or die, old man." OMG, I laughed my ass off at that!!! ;D ;D I rewound it about 5 times
Tad: I swear to god I don't know how you could possibly get more annoying. Look, dixie's things are still in the closet. Look for yourself.
Adam: [Normal voice] I -- I can explain that. She was in a bit of a rush.
David: All right, all right. Save your breath. I'm kind of preoccupied at the moment. You see, I'm making a list in my head -- 101 ways on how to torture you clowns. I'm already up to 76.
Tad: David, what is wrong with you? Dixie may be dead. Doesn't that bother you?
David: At this point, I'm thinking, not so much.
Tad: Listen, david, you know as well as I do there is no way that dixie would willingly agree to leave without her things. Now, if she truly made up her mind to tell J.R. She was alive, then one conversation with zippy the persuasive chimp wouldn't change it.
Adam: You know this? You -- you were here?
Tad: No, but I'm sure you could act it out. Now, maybe you don't care that dixie is missing, but I do, so get out of my way because I'm looking for her.
David: Is it just me or did this gun land at my feet with the perfect alibi? I walked in, saw you standing over his dead body. You freaked, turned the gun on me. We fought, it went off, you died -- self-defense. And just like that, pine valley is purged of two of its most irritating citizens.
Tad: You stupid son of a --
adam: It was worth taking the risk. Anything to keep you from gutting our son, which I see you're determined to do, anyway.
Tad: It's time to lock you up for good.
David: Adam was just paying homage to my brillianc shipping him off in a crate to a foreign country was one of my better kiss-offs. Compliment taken.
Adam: Shut up.
David: Of course, when I shipped you off in a crate, you actually made it to the destination.
Adam: Give me that gun.