cindy
Just Met Jonathan
Always Love Sethan
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Post by cindy on Oct 17, 2006 22:29:10 GMT -5
All righty! I'm girding my loins for this foray into the cesspool known as 'Zex". My eyes were scorched today by this seminal event. I don't mean scorched as in the heat. I mean scorched from beholding the devil and his emtpy-headed worshipper simulate copulation.
Ewwwwwwwwww. Keep in mind that I was stunned. My memory of this atrocity that passes for a love scene may be faulty. I do believe the whole thing was mercifully brief. It seemed to be strangely cut up. Zach*ss pulling open Kendall's dress to expose her bra. Then it cut to the weird overhead shot of the old goat peeling off his shirt. Then before you could blink, the old goat was launching himself onto Kendall, then poof they were done and under the sheets. Now the sheets were not the striped, much dna'd ones but apparently, new ones. That was the highlight of the scene.
Now I know for sure why James had to go. Not only was he head and shoulders above TK in stature, looks and acting but his loves scenes were sexy and hot. This crap was not!!!
Anyone else brave enough to risk their eyesight on this nastiness? Please feel free to contribute to the analysis of this stomach-turning event.
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Post by donutqueen on Oct 17, 2006 22:34:19 GMT -5
there was a weird scene shift, wasnt there... almost as if they didn't want to show too much of a particular actor...
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Post by Beth on Oct 17, 2006 22:36:41 GMT -5
Maybe it was quick b/c the Viagra didn't work ;D Okay, I'm biased. But the hottest sex scene I've ever seen in the many years I've watched was Jon slamming Amanda up against the wall. I missed the Ethan years though due to a break from AMC
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Post by texans08 on Oct 17, 2006 22:42:00 GMT -5
AMC was my background noise today but i did glance over just as the shirt came off. note to self...i need to pick up more bleach at walmart thursday.
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Post by Amy on Oct 17, 2006 22:49:21 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Tex!!!
Maybe you should skip Wal-Mart and go straight to Sam's. They sell bleach in like 30 gallon vats!
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Post by texans08 on Oct 17, 2006 22:55:10 GMT -5
no kidding. drop the third row seat and load up! it's hard enough for me to keep my food down these days whithout having to see that shit. As banky would say, he looks to be a bigger a germ farm than that monkey from Outbreak! The discount tan in the can aint cuttin' it and lets face it, you can only suck so much of it in. there's a reason we did'nt see his waist.
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Post by Liz on Oct 18, 2006 8:03:23 GMT -5
Okay, you guys have me laughing my ass off!! Luckily I can give you all karma by just changing it in your profile, so that's what I'm doing!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris on Oct 18, 2006 8:35:48 GMT -5
I'm laughing too - I don't plan on watching it at all, so at least I can appreciate the commentary!
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Post by kallietop on Oct 18, 2006 11:15:29 GMT -5
damn - missed karma by going to bed too early.
anyway - since i missed yesterday's cause of an appt i just watched it online. OMG!!!!! why oh why did i have to see that??? i've been a good girl all week!! i swear!!!!! and i did see a glimpse of his gut. yes - it is there and now i'm blinded for life!! at least i can type without needed my eyes!!!
think i can sue amc or should i stick with suing tk?
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Post by Chris on Oct 18, 2006 14:40:43 GMT -5
Sue his agent - shouldn't someone be responsible for advising him??
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Post by kallietop on Oct 18, 2006 15:26:29 GMT -5
fine - i'm suing his damn agent. get that ugly mug off my screen.
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