stg2
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Post by stg2 on Apr 22, 2006 17:30:59 GMT -5
This is a list of things Zach needs to take with him for his "Boat Wedding" Smirk repellant insect spray 100 bottles of viagra Lots of firming lotion & anti-wrinkle cream aspirin ( to keep his blood circulating so he won't have a heart attack) Ginkooba, Glinkgo Biloba & Ginsing ( for memory since he has already forgotten his son) tanning lotion Chainsaw for shaving foot deodorant Cornstarch for rash & itch cream Chair (that looks like a throne) so he can set in the corner & sulk if things don't go his way Instruction pamplet that shows how to do things without hurting your back Thank you cards to send to the ones who attended his son's funeral (if he finds time) A picture of Ethan to hang over the bed so he can remember he had a son Supplies so he can write a book about "The Different Ways I screwed My Son & Still Doing It" (he can do this when Kendall gets bored)
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Post by Chris on Apr 22, 2006 17:46:06 GMT -5
Reading glasses
A "No need to look under here" T-shirt to cover his... ahem... abs
Ryan... to step in if the Viagra doesn't work
Bianca... in case Kendall changes her mind and Zack needs someone to prop him
A soundtrack with "Wooo Hooo!!! Go Zack!! You can Do It!! You're a God" playing on loop
WHAT TO LEAVE BEHIND:
Pictures from when you were younger and had that hair thing going on
Little A... because he makes you look bad by manking more mature choices, showing more emotion and saying bigger words.
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stg2
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Post by stg2 on Apr 22, 2006 20:26:54 GMT -5
platinum Those were fun ;D Ryan could teach Zach a lot ;D I think Zach should take the the song by Johnny Cash "Get Rhythm" & Kendal should take the song "Its Just A Matter Of Time" by Brook Benton which goes something like this" GO on, go on until you reached the end of the line, you're going to want me again, its just a matter of time. I know, i know that one day you're going to wake up to find that you're going to need Ryan again ;)its just a matter of time .
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Post by texans08 on Apr 22, 2006 20:47:18 GMT -5
Ryan... to step in if the Viagra doesn't work If at first, you don't succeed, Ryan Lavery can fill the need.
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Brandon
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Post by Brandon on Apr 22, 2006 21:21:51 GMT -5
Don't forget his daily dose of Geritol!!!
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cammie
Just Met Jonathan
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Post by cammie on Apr 22, 2006 21:45:58 GMT -5
Much needed oil of olay - Susan Lucci should turn him onto Youthful Essense
Brown shoe polish for his hair
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cindy
Just Met Jonathan
Always Love Sethan
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Post by cindy on Apr 23, 2006 7:59:54 GMT -5
I think all he needs is a picture of himself...his one TRUE love.
One hopes the spirit of Ethan haunts him wherever he goes...but we know Ethan hates him more than we do.
Nasty stuff...almost as bad as the rapist pig Ridge.
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Post by Chris on Apr 23, 2006 8:34:25 GMT -5
platinum Those were fun ;D Ryan could teach Zach a lot ;D I think Zach should take the the song by Johnny Cash "Get Rhythm" & Kendal should take the song "Its Just A Matter Of Time" by Brook Benton which goes something like this" GO on, go on until you reached the end of the line, you're going to want me again, its just a matter of time. I know, i know that one day you're going to wake up to find that you're going to need Ryan again ;)its just a matter of time . PERFECT!! ;D ;D
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stg2
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Post by stg2 on Apr 23, 2006 22:00:30 GMT -5
Zach Don't forget the heating pad & Icy Hot & some oil for that thirsty barrel ;D I hope when Zach & Kendall say "I Do" a bird flys over & does its thing
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Post by Andrew on Apr 23, 2006 22:17:05 GMT -5
He can't forget his Botox injections!!!
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Post by rykenrocks on Apr 25, 2006 22:24:17 GMT -5
a mirror so he can adore himself, a cell phone with his perfect people posse all on hold ( bianca,Lily, myrtle) so he can gab to them after sex about how he's the greatest lover ever..a crown for his kingly ass head, a sceptre for his nine months pregnant with another man's child, Queen to knight him with and tell him how studly he is..blech i can't go on..getting nauseous!
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Post by kallietop on Apr 25, 2006 22:30:47 GMT -5
hey - what about some videos and books so - uh -he might be able to figure things out once the little blue pills kick in ;D
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Post by rykenrocks on Apr 25, 2006 22:37:50 GMT -5
LMAO, a how to instructional vid for old geezers who haven't had any in years and are about to do it with a woman about to pop! ROTFL! ;D
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stg2
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Post by stg2 on Apr 25, 2006 23:09:47 GMT -5
Zach Maybe you should include a magnifying glass ;D I think you may need one
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