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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 21:17:41 GMT -5
Item 1: Buy a pair of socks. Item 2: Locate my penis. Item 3: Have a grand mal seizure so I can get out of this f**ked- up marriage. Item 4: Use penis. Item 5: Buy a copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dressing Properly for the Changing Seasons and give it to the people in the wardrobe department. Item 6: Stop Kendall before she signs my nephew's birth certificate and condemns the poor kid to the stupid- ass name Spike. Item 7: Find Zach Slater in the parking lot of PV Hospital and kick his ass!!! Anyone else care to add to "The Schedule?"
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Post by Liz on Jun 13, 2006 21:38:20 GMT -5
I LOVE YOU, LAVERYLOVER!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 21:41:05 GMT -5
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Post by Liz on Jun 13, 2006 21:42:28 GMT -5
It's so true, though, isn't it? Plus, I'm up for a Zachass kicking.
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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 21:58:08 GMT -5
I find it hard to forgive Zach for punching Jonathan when he was "slow." Such a scumbag thing to do. People rag on Ryan for all his so-called "abusive" behavior, but as far as I know he never beat up a brain-damaged person. That is just so low.
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Post by Liz on Jun 13, 2006 22:13:39 GMT -5
EXACTLY!!! Zach is an ass. What he said to Tad the other day was ridiculous, too. Oh, and I'm sorry. Did Zach ever want his son? That would be a big, fat NO!!!
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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 22:19:02 GMT -5
Maybe Jon and Tad could take turns doing this to Zach.
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Post by kallietop on Jun 13, 2006 22:21:48 GMT -5
obvious didn't watch yet - but i am tonight. did he really wear no socks??? ugh!
i love the kicking zach's ass but with the wardrobe department? we need to make it so at least once a week he can't wear a shirt with either low rise shorts or jeans. oh yeah - def the low rise!!!!
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Post by Soaper on Jun 13, 2006 22:39:07 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO! how about...
Deliver monkey to Zach Make Zach some sandwiches
Tell Zach that he's just like YOUR OLD MAN!
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Post by donutqueen on Jun 13, 2006 23:12:01 GMT -5
ooohh soaper... that avatar.... (I had a point to this post, but I got distracted. Blame soaper)
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Brandon
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Post by Brandon on Jun 13, 2006 23:29:04 GMT -5
Jonathan giving the smackdown to Zachasswipe....I could go for that. ROTFLMAO! how about... Deliver monkey to Zach Make Zach some sandwiches Tell Zach that he's just like YOUR OLD MAN! LMAO!!!
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Post by Liz on Jun 13, 2006 23:30:23 GMT -5
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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 23:38:40 GMT -5
Do you think if we sent a sandwich through the mail to TK from "J. Lavery" he'd get the joke? I know it probably wouldn't make it past whatever screening process they have but I'm thinking it would be fun to try it anyway. Just a plain cheese sandwich. No actual poison, of course. I'm all for a good practical joke but I don't want to be arrested for a federal crime just for a few laughs. Did you know that you don't get to have your own underwear in prison? They have communal underwear!!! That has got to be some kind of human rights violation. Do you think Bono knows about this?
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Post by stg2 on Jun 13, 2006 23:39:09 GMT -5
I would love for Jonathan to call Zach 'a stupid Bitch" Then throw him against or under a red car ;D
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Post by Amy on Jun 13, 2006 23:51:54 GMT -5
stg2, I would love to call Zach a "stupid bitch" for the way he treated Jonathan! ;D Oh, and this red car that Zach is thrown under? Would you like to drive or ride shotgun? I'll give you first pick since it was your idea.
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