la de da...i love talkin to myself...i think i'll play with the emoticons! i'll make up a story...
There once was a man named Alexander Cambias, Jr...but he was an
and hated his family because they couldn't accept that he was a
, so he
, only he faked it! So then he became Zackass Slater. Then he decided to stalk the
, err, i mean, Erica Kane, in Las Vegas. He didn't want to admit it, but he often found himself
over her. He wanted to
her. But then he followed her back to a place called Pine Valley. And there, he hated everyone, and they hated him! Even the town's
. That one, i still can't even figure out
! You see, everyone hated him because his brother was evil and raped Bianca, the town saint. Well they
him, and now Zackass was mad, and they thought he was
too! I know, how
. Sooo, as it turns out, he had once been in love with Maria, but when she was Maureen. So he wanted to get her back, even though she was now with Edmund! It made him
that she didn't want him back, so he insisted she
him, so that she'd go back to him. So finally, Zackass ruined her marraige, and edmund
. Zack admitted to killing him, and Maria
, and now he can't have any kids. Well, Maria got all annoyed and left town. Zackass was
because it was all his fault. Then he decided to ruin someone else's life, Kendall.
. To stick it to his son, he offered to marry Kendall, and they did. And we all ;D because it was so pathetic. Well, months went by, and they realized they loved each other, but they just couldn't admit it. And THAT'S because they DON'T really love each other!!!
They're just morons, much like the idiots at SOC who are obsessed with this man...so much that it makes me want to
and
every one of them. And those who hate Zackass make me
and i want to
them! So, anyway, back to my story. They eventually got divorced
, but then realized that they "love each other" (even though they don't). And now all they can do is
because Dr.
said they can't do the deed ;D ;D ;D ;D. But that's okay, because Kendall is actually in love with Ryan
And even though Ryan once
and they can't have kids, she's already carrying his baby, so it all works out!
Now all Kendall has to do is dump his
partner, the
, and go back to Ryan, and they can live happily ever after!