Post by trixie on Apr 7, 2006 12:57:09 GMT -5
Okay, guys, here is my VERY FIRST live post. It's been an exciting week, hasn't it?
Adam suddenly realizes that KWAK has been drugging him for months, rendering him stupid. He immediately procures a divorce. KWAK is now shown at the bus station – destination: parts unknown. She is quietly weeping.
Babe realizes she wants to be with Mama and leaves Little A with JR who decides outloud to change Little A’s name to Rocky, or Ralph – he seems to be wavering between the two.
(Commercial)
So, here is Erica - she suddenly realizes that poison tea is a really lame idea and instead shoots Dr. Madden in the head on her TV show which, since Josh’s origins have been discovered, has been renamed “Ewwww Beginnings”.
Uh, oh, the police show up on her set and she is promptly arrested and put in the Martin’s attic with an ankle monitor. She frets over this because it does not match her outfit.
Di and Dixie duke it out while Zach stands back and smirks. Then he decides to go back to Las Vegas.
Dixie admits that she’s been playing dead because she’s been traumatized over some really bad hair days.
Kendall realizes she’s not really pregnant, but instead has been wearing her “fat day” clothes by mistake.
Ryan admits he’s attracted to Zach.
(Commercial)
Dr. Hayward finds out he’s been sterile for years due to all the drug testing he’s done on himself and that there is no way in hell that Babe could be his daughter.
(Hey, this is a GOOD show today!)
Dr. Joe suddenly realizes that Josh is disgusting, medically and personally. He also realizes that Jamie can’t possibly have the “Doctor Gene” in him because, not only is he not biologically a Martin, but that he’s also not very bright. However, he does seem to have that “self-righteous thing” going pretty well. Hmmmm.
Tad admits that he’s actually attracted to Dr. Hayward.
(Commercial)
Kendall and Ryan argue over who gets Zach. Neither one is fighting very hard.
Meanwhile, Zach is in his office and daydreaming about Myrtle.
Hmmm, now here is Myrtle daydreaming about Zach. She’s having a martini, by the way.
Opal and Marion come in and have martinis with Myrtle and get stinking drunk. Oh, now they are doing each other’s hair.
(Commercial)
Everyone decides to go on vacation and is seen packing their bags.
Previews: Julia decides to leave PV for nine more years. Trevor is actually in London buying ties. Ruth flirts with Del. Palmer gives Little A (or Rocky, or Ralph) a Doberman as a late birthday present.
Tune in next week for more boring and idiotic episodes.
I just want to thank all of you who have actually done the Real Live Post. You did good. God knows I couldn't have done it. (The above proves it!).
Adam suddenly realizes that KWAK has been drugging him for months, rendering him stupid. He immediately procures a divorce. KWAK is now shown at the bus station – destination: parts unknown. She is quietly weeping.
Babe realizes she wants to be with Mama and leaves Little A with JR who decides outloud to change Little A’s name to Rocky, or Ralph – he seems to be wavering between the two.
(Commercial)
So, here is Erica - she suddenly realizes that poison tea is a really lame idea and instead shoots Dr. Madden in the head on her TV show which, since Josh’s origins have been discovered, has been renamed “Ewwww Beginnings”.
Uh, oh, the police show up on her set and she is promptly arrested and put in the Martin’s attic with an ankle monitor. She frets over this because it does not match her outfit.
Di and Dixie duke it out while Zach stands back and smirks. Then he decides to go back to Las Vegas.
Dixie admits that she’s been playing dead because she’s been traumatized over some really bad hair days.
Kendall realizes she’s not really pregnant, but instead has been wearing her “fat day” clothes by mistake.
Ryan admits he’s attracted to Zach.
(Commercial)
Dr. Hayward finds out he’s been sterile for years due to all the drug testing he’s done on himself and that there is no way in hell that Babe could be his daughter.
(Hey, this is a GOOD show today!)
Dr. Joe suddenly realizes that Josh is disgusting, medically and personally. He also realizes that Jamie can’t possibly have the “Doctor Gene” in him because, not only is he not biologically a Martin, but that he’s also not very bright. However, he does seem to have that “self-righteous thing” going pretty well. Hmmmm.
Tad admits that he’s actually attracted to Dr. Hayward.
(Commercial)
Kendall and Ryan argue over who gets Zach. Neither one is fighting very hard.
Meanwhile, Zach is in his office and daydreaming about Myrtle.
Hmmm, now here is Myrtle daydreaming about Zach. She’s having a martini, by the way.
Opal and Marion come in and have martinis with Myrtle and get stinking drunk. Oh, now they are doing each other’s hair.
(Commercial)
Everyone decides to go on vacation and is seen packing their bags.
Previews: Julia decides to leave PV for nine more years. Trevor is actually in London buying ties. Ruth flirts with Del. Palmer gives Little A (or Rocky, or Ralph) a Doberman as a late birthday present.
Tune in next week for more boring and idiotic episodes.
I just want to thank all of you who have actually done the Real Live Post. You did good. God knows I couldn't have done it. (The above proves it!).