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Post by Amy on Aug 9, 2006 22:58:12 GMT -5
Okay, the new Kansas tourism slogan is "Kansas, As Big As You Think." What the heck does that mean? It's a good slogan for my feet but for a state??? I thought I would come up with some new slogans to promote Kansas tourism (that phrase being an oxymoron). Kansas: Where people traveling to Colorado stop to pee. Kansas: We’re next door to where Jeff Branson grew up. Kansas: Home of 6.5 million cows, 17 trees and 1 Democrat. Kansas: You meant to come here? Kansas: Yes, we’ve heard that Wizard of Oz joke. Kansas: Our wheat and corn help keep America fat! Kansas: Trees just get in the way of the view. Kansas: Melissa Etheridge didn’t get any of her “funny” ideas from us. Kansas: Next door to at least one state you might consider visiting. Kansas: Why not grow your pot here? Kansas: F*ck you, Charlie Darwin! Kansas: Keeping Oklahoma and Nebraska apart since 1861
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Post by kallietop on Aug 9, 2006 23:44:41 GMT -5
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Post by Amy on Aug 9, 2006 23:52:11 GMT -5
Hey, Brett is important! And as for breaking news? The lead story in the local paper the other day was about an albino squirrel found living in the park! ;D And the squirrel wasn't even living in a park in this town----it was a town just to the south of us.
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Post by kallietop on Aug 10, 2006 0:04:56 GMT -5
ok - brett is important BUT to break into programs just to speculate if he is coming back or not?? no knowledge?? but let me tell you - when major things do happen in our state or world etc we never find out. i go online to figure out if we are getting nuked or not.
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Post by trixie on Aug 10, 2006 0:09:11 GMT -5
LL! You live in Kansas? Really? I had no idea Well, here's my Kansas Motto: "I may have been born here but I'll be damned if I die here." I really was born in Kansas, by the way.
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Post by Amy on Aug 10, 2006 0:13:29 GMT -5
Sounds like KS. If something of national importance happens it better not be during a thunderstorm because the area stations wouldn't break into their weather updates for anything short of the apocalypse.
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Post by jackiejames on Aug 10, 2006 7:32:47 GMT -5
LL, you crack me up! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Aug 10, 2006 8:38:42 GMT -5
LL! You live in Kansas? Really? I had no idea Well, here's my Kansas Motto: "I may have been born here but I'll be damned if I die here." I really was born in Kansas, by the way. Trixie, I had no idea! So you're the one who got away! I never knew what your name was--we aren't allowed to speak it. You're just refered to as "The one who got away who is not Bob Dole." Unless you are Bob Dole. Hmmm.
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Post by trixie on Aug 10, 2006 22:00:12 GMT -5
LL! Please don't tell on me! I begged my mom to get us out when I was two-years old. She obliged. I was scary as a two-year-old. And everyone in Kansas still says, while counting the census, "Where the Poop Is What's-Her-Name?" But no one knows
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Post by Amy on Aug 10, 2006 22:04:35 GMT -5
Oh, you left when you were two. That explains your coolness. You got out before your brain was fully formed. Good on your mom. One of my brothers managed to escape. He made it to Alaska. And your secret is safe with me, Trixie. Or Bob. Whoever you are.
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Post by trixie on Aug 10, 2006 22:23:25 GMT -5
Really, I AM TRIXIE! I'm SURE! Well, pretty sure. But for some strange reason I suddenly have this strange urge for Viagra.
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Post by Amy on Aug 10, 2006 22:32:17 GMT -5
Quick check, Trixie. Are you holding a pen in your right hand? If you start posting in the third person then I'm really going to get suspicious.
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Post by trixie on Aug 10, 2006 22:53:26 GMT -5
Trixie would never post in the Third Person as Trixie is not even sure Trixie is the First Person.
Trixe needs some rest.
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Post by Amy on Aug 10, 2006 22:59:55 GMT -5
Bob!!!! We've missed you. Come home. It was 107 degrees here today. Think of what you're missing.
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Post by kallietop on Aug 11, 2006 0:23:19 GMT -5
you guys are nuts but TRIXIE - you told me that wasn't even your name!!!!!!!!!
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