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Post by Amy on Aug 7, 2006 23:34:03 GMT -5
I don't know if any of you guys have heard of this contest. A co-worker brought it to my attention a few years ago and I look forward to reading the "winning" entries each year. ;D Here's a link to the contest's site. www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2006.htm
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Post by Chris on Aug 8, 2006 7:53:57 GMT -5
OMG! These are hilarious!!! I love that their first contest had three entries and was considered "thunderous success." ;D
Between the first two, I actually liked the runner up better though - the take on Dirty Harry. Oh! And I only read the first one of the romance section but it was freaking hilarious!! Worthy of being copied and pasted - Here it is:
Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine.
Dennis Barry Dothan, AL
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Post by trixie on Aug 8, 2006 18:58:42 GMT -5
Well, I can't beat the monkeys! Oh, no I shouldn't have said it that way! They can, however, be spanked They print this in our paper every year and I JUST LOVE THIS CONTEST! It was a dark and stormy night and my power was out so I called the electric company and was put on hold, forced to listen to Kenny G over and over and I was really getting annoyed when someone knocked on my door so, with the phone still glued to my ear, I went downstairs and found my neighbor, shirtless, asking to come in because he wasn't sure if EVERYONE'S power was out or if it was only HIS power and I assured him that EVERYONE'S power was out so he walked in and asked who I was on the phone with and I put it up against his ear and he grinned impishly and said "I LOVE Kenny G" and I promptly put the phone back into its receiver and asked him if he wanted some wine, although it would be kind of on the warm side if he wanted "white wine" because the refrigerator isn't running right now and he said Okay, but how about we have some entertainment first, so I sang The Dark Side of the Moon and he sang Where is the Love (or It's Too Dark To Find It) and I ended up being very intimate with a banana while he found my pasta to be quite satisfying. The End
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Post by Amy on Aug 8, 2006 19:07:08 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Trixie, you gotta enter that in the contest!!!!
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Post by trixie on Aug 8, 2006 19:15:35 GMT -5
It would be a dubious honor if I ever won. Imagine being the "Best of the Worst"
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Post by Amy on Aug 8, 2006 19:41:29 GMT -5
Well, as Ricky Bobby would say, "If you ain't first, you're last."
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Post by trixie on Aug 10, 2006 21:54:51 GMT -5
LL, I was too embarassed to ask who Ricky Bobby was. But now I know. And I'm also embarassed to say I had to Google him. However, my husband and my girlfriend (who was venting away on the phone to me) didn't know who he was either. I feel slightly better for that. But now I can sleep tonight not having to wonder who Ricky Bobby is.
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Post by Chris on Aug 11, 2006 7:56:08 GMT -5
LMAO ;D ;D ;D
Trixie, you make me laugh and I love that about you!
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