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Post by Chris on Apr 26, 2007 8:28:37 GMT -5
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so.
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Post by Amy on Apr 26, 2007 14:43:39 GMT -5
I hear frog legs can give you gas but without a prince around she's free to fart whenever she wants. Think we should remind Kate Middleton that she's free to fart now too?
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Post by Beth on Apr 26, 2007 14:47:59 GMT -5
As someone who has eaten frog legs before, that's just a myth. But oddly enough they do make you crave flies J/k ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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