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Post by trixie on Jun 26, 2006 19:35:16 GMT -5
Woke up, scratched. Hmm kinda thirsty. Where the heck are the toilets in this place? Guess a drink of water is out.
Great. No one to walk me either. Guess I’ll take myself to the park. Dang it, that strange small human, Little A is crawling after me again. What is up with that kid’s name, anyway? Even Cooter is a better name. Oh, okay, now he’s pulling my tail and ears and screaming that his parents keep trying to kill each other and that his father keeps calling his mother a Bitch. Big deal, kid. So is mine.
Now at the park. Hope I get an available fire hydrant. I hate waiting in line.
Oh wait, it’s that strange flower bed behind the park bench. They both look like good spots to me. Although, there’s a strange sound, evidently not heard by human ears, coming from the flower bed. I better check this out. Hmmm, now I hear a human voice. Wait, I’ve heard that voice before. I remember it said the word “neuter” and suddenly I had no girlfriends after that. Guess this is as good a place as any.
Back to the Chandler mansion. What’s this on the floor? “Live Post by Trixie”. Hmmm, guess I better eat it.
Waiting for dinner. Guess I’ll wait to see what Little A drops on the floor. Strained carrots? No wonder that kid’s messed up.
I already ate Trixie’s brilliant and hysterically funny live post, so I guess I’ll lay on the floor and dream of chasing rabbits. It sure beats licking Little A’s face. Gawd knows where that’s been.
I’ll try not to eat Trixie’s homework again. It actually wasn’t all that good anyway. In fact, I think a trip to the vet’s in order. Especially since I am, technically, dead.
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Bree
Close Enough To Call Him "Hockett"
Graphics Genius/Goddess
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Post by Bree on Jun 26, 2006 20:56:13 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Damn Trixie you made me spew perfectly good wine. ;D
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Brandon
In Full Revenge Mode
SC's "Guiding Light"
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Post by Brandon on Jun 26, 2006 23:16:48 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by trixie on Jun 26, 2006 23:22:27 GMT -5
Hey Sabrina! You actually read this. Thanks I tried to slip this one under the radar because I don't have a clue as to what Cooter's Corner is suppose to be! Hopefully I'll come up with something before my time is up. But I doubt it Sorry about your wine. I'll send some right over (Hope you like Vendage Chardonnay - on sale for $4.99 (for the BIG BOTTLE) at Longs Drug Store. It's cheap but it's really pretty bad, too). And Dang it all, MJ STILL looks so yummy.
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Post by trixie on Jun 26, 2006 23:40:24 GMT -5
Freaky! Yay! Thanks for reading But you guys get to contribute, too, you know. Just go for it. Cooter's Corner needs all the help it can get. Really. A live post, a blog. A commercial. ANYTHING! PLEASE HELP ME HERE We can all shop for flea collars after this is over. Poor Liz. She had no idea what she started.
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Post by kallietop on Jun 27, 2006 1:15:23 GMT -5
she is in for it. she's going to realize how strange her members are!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chris on Jul 2, 2006 12:47:29 GMT -5
Awww! Cooter is cute! And Madden onlny thought that was rain!!
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Post by kallietop on Jul 2, 2006 16:54:02 GMT -5
ok - i'll post something that is really stupid and gives you insight about my worries. i had a dream the other night. ok - back up charity, real life first. i had to really really do wash. kallie was wearing her last pair of panties and i had to hand wash them so she had something to wear. and yes - i did go to the laundry mat last night. back to dreamland: i dreamed i went into this HUGE super walmart sized laundry mat. there were at least 100 people there. it was a HUGE maze of washers and dryers in no order. i had a ton of wash to do and i found 2 washers open. the rest of the clothes were laying in piles on the floor. then i went to check the dryers (like any of my wash was ready!!!) - but they were all in use. then i couldn't remember what washers i put my wash in or where the other clothes were. i started crying because i lost my clothes. i was asking people for help but was being ignored. so i climbed up on the washers and started screaming for help. everyone started laughing at me. i looked down and realized i only had on a pair of elmo panties (sesame street elmo). so - anyone want to analyze that one?
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Post by trixie on Jul 2, 2006 17:00:37 GMT -5
Well, it's pretty disgusting. Neither Cooter nor Madden has been taken out for a walk for a loooonnng time.
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Post by trixie on Jul 2, 2006 17:28:55 GMT -5
Charity - I HAVE NO CLUE! ;D I'll take a stab and just say you must be feeling stressed out with chores and all, and that laundry is one of the worst ones (plus you have to have SOME clean clothes available to wear to the laundrymat! Hence your Elmo undies!) Hey, I used to have to go to the laundrymat years ago and it caused me great angst, not to mention fear and coin machine rage. Now I get to kick my very own washer and dryer. Anyway Charity, I think it just means you hate doing laundry. I'd make a really bad therapist. I had a similar dream last night. Did you by any chance have cheap wine and tortilla cheaps and salsa for dinner? I dreamt that I was in my office suite - NAKED - and I was begging for copier paper. And everyone kept trying to tell me I was naked. But I only wanted copier paper. But no one would give me any. Heck, even my dreams are boring now, and even in my dreams no one cares if I'm naked.
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Post by Chris on Jul 2, 2006 18:08:00 GMT -5
In my dream analysis book, which I look at for fun frm time to time, (but don't take much stock in so take this with a grain of salt) - says if you dream of paper you will be threatened with losses (likely in the nature of a lawsuit). Be aware, if you are married you may have disagreements in the home.
Laundry - to dream of laundering clothes denotes struggles, but a final victory in winning fortune. If clothes are done satisfactorily, then your endeavors will bring complete hapiness. If not, your fortune will fail to procure pleasure.
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Post by trixie on Jul 2, 2006 18:37:56 GMT -5
Hey, Platinum - I have one of those books, too. A friend gave it to me after listening to my, then, extremely weird dreams. So now I have to worry about a lawsuit. Okay, but you know the old saying... "You can't get blood out of a turnip." Heck, I don't marry well, and I sure as heck don't divorce well. Too bad, this was my last chance ;D
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Post by kallietop on Jul 2, 2006 21:42:26 GMT -5
hmmm - now what? i didn't finish my wash in my dream. i'm doomed.
sad part - about a month ago i was shopping for underwear. kallie wanted to pick out a pair for me and i said she can pick out 2. so i'm actually in a much different section than her and honest to god she picked out elmo and spongebob square pants!!!!!!!! ;D ;D they're good for that time of the month when you don't want to ruin a good pair. but yes, sitting in my drawer are these 2 pair. ugh
too much info - i know but it's kinda funny. i should of known kallie would do that to me!!!!!
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Post by Soaper on Jul 3, 2006 17:04:54 GMT -5
ok - i'll post something that is really stupid and gives you insight about my worries. i had a dream the other night. ok - back up charity, real life first. i had to really really do wash. kallie was wearing her last pair of panties and i had to hand wash them so she had something to wear. and yes - i did go to the laundry mat last night. back to dreamland: i dreamed i went into this HUGE super walmart sized laundry mat. there were at least 100 people there. it was a HUGE maze of washers and dryers in no order. i had a ton of wash to do and i found 2 washers open. the rest of the clothes were laying in piles on the floor. then i went to check the dryers (like any of my wash was ready!!!) - but they were all in use. then i couldn't remember what washers i put my wash in or where the other clothes were. i started crying because i lost my clothes. i was asking people for help but was being ignored. so i climbed up on the washers and started screaming for help. everyone started laughing at me. i looked down and realized i only had on a pair of elmo panties (sesame street elmo). so - anyone want to analyze that one? Charity...maybe you feel overwhelmed by your insurmountable excess of dirty laundry...and you are afraid that people will think that your lack of domestic skills indicates immauturity...do you feel guilty that you fell behind on the laundry and think that you are letting your daughter down?? Don't! Everyone falls behind on the laundry! I don't even do the laundry and I'm a stay at home mom. I've trained the kids to do their own and Colin doesn't like for me to do his...he doesn't think I use enough bleach BTW...I don't use enough bleach so that he will do his own laundry ;D
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Post by trixie on Jul 3, 2006 17:25:55 GMT -5
Soaper - That is SUCH good strategy. Two years into my marriage, I suddenly forgot how to cook, and would burn everything. Even salad. So he makes dinner now. AND he does his own laundry because he didn't like that I actually separated whites from colors. He said it took too long. Bummer, huh. Whatever works. Unfortunately, he still realizes that I know how to sew buttons on things. I tried pretending that I really didn't, but he knew I was faking it. Good thing he only knows about the button-sewing faking. ;D
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