Post by trixie on Jul 14, 2006 18:58:39 GMT -5
Erica trying to show a passing interest in Spike while still pretending not to be a grandma.
Oh, a commercial so soon. And it’s a close-up of baby formula by CARNATION! MUST GET SOME. NOW. Even though I don’t have a baby. Well, that never stopped me before. I buy dog food and I don’t have a dog. I buy jock-itch cream and I don’t have a, uhm nevermind.
Erica flips hair and blesses Spike for sneezing. He says thank you, GRANDMA. Uh, oh, now Erica wonders if she can spike Spike’s baby formula with something that will render him mute. Cue Run Get The Ax, There’s A Fly On The Baby’s Head.
Oh, now we have Zach, Aiden and David all in one scene. So, in other words, I’m not listening to the conversation. Some blah blah blah Brothers Dim, blah blah and a smirk and enigmatic smile and Zach leaves. Aiden talking to David. I have no idea what he’s saying, but I’m hoping it was something like, “Tad’s not been around for me lately, mate, and Erin broke up with me. I’m confused and lonely and Hayward, you are one bloody fine-looking bloke and even though I know you and Tad have some unresolved “ahem” issues, how would you feel about a movie and maybe afterwards we could go somewhere for a bit of spotted dick? Did I make myself clear?”
David says no but he did hear the part about spotted dick, so yeah, let’s go.
Cue Dude Looks Like a Lady
Commercial
Babe is still lugging Little A around. Even though he’s now at least14-years-old and obviously heavily sedated. And she once again wants to leave JR. Or maybe not. Or maybe she does. Oh, wait, maybe not. Okay, so he tried to kill her, but that’s okay. She hears Doc in a Boom box and thinks JR did it based on the fact that he tried to kill HER, which is okey dokey but would be sick if he tried to kill someone else. Little A also looks confused by this reasoning but suddenly realizes that if Krystal’s offer of going away with Babe means that he can walk by himself that it’s not so bad. Babe continues to carry Little A like a sack of potatoes while looking very pained because he weighs more than she does.
Cue: Walk Like a Man
Commercial
Hey, another commercial
Hey – I need a drink for this, perhaps several.
Oh, yes, there’s the testosterone dripping all over the linoleum scene with Josh and JR. Josh says JR’s mother wears army boots. JR counters with Josh’s mother wears stiletto heels.
Zach talks to Erica – No stabbing!
Ryan talks to Erin – No Whining!
Di talks to Aiden – No Sex!
Commercial
Kendall and Josh – DNA results come in. Josh says he’s sorry. Kendall asks why. Josh says Spike is courtesy of Sperm Donor #1.
Kendall asks who?
They both look at the results – Josh says it appears that Sperm Donor #1 is…
Cue You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog.
Previews:
Jackson, Dr. Joe, Ruth, Myrtle, Brooke, Opal and Palmer are all playing strip poker in the Martin’s attic (Myrtle is winning btw).
Erica still forgets she’s married to Jackson
Jonathon still refuses my dinner invitations
Dr. Dave still refuses my, um other invitations
Dixie still won’t go away
And Every time I see Annie I keep hearing that John Denver song go through my head. I will never forgive her for that.
If you actually read this, thanks. If you didn't - well you're probably better off.
Oh, a commercial so soon. And it’s a close-up of baby formula by CARNATION! MUST GET SOME. NOW. Even though I don’t have a baby. Well, that never stopped me before. I buy dog food and I don’t have a dog. I buy jock-itch cream and I don’t have a, uhm nevermind.
Erica flips hair and blesses Spike for sneezing. He says thank you, GRANDMA. Uh, oh, now Erica wonders if she can spike Spike’s baby formula with something that will render him mute. Cue Run Get The Ax, There’s A Fly On The Baby’s Head.
Oh, now we have Zach, Aiden and David all in one scene. So, in other words, I’m not listening to the conversation. Some blah blah blah Brothers Dim, blah blah and a smirk and enigmatic smile and Zach leaves. Aiden talking to David. I have no idea what he’s saying, but I’m hoping it was something like, “Tad’s not been around for me lately, mate, and Erin broke up with me. I’m confused and lonely and Hayward, you are one bloody fine-looking bloke and even though I know you and Tad have some unresolved “ahem” issues, how would you feel about a movie and maybe afterwards we could go somewhere for a bit of spotted dick? Did I make myself clear?”
David says no but he did hear the part about spotted dick, so yeah, let’s go.
Cue Dude Looks Like a Lady
Commercial
Babe is still lugging Little A around. Even though he’s now at least14-years-old and obviously heavily sedated. And she once again wants to leave JR. Or maybe not. Or maybe she does. Oh, wait, maybe not. Okay, so he tried to kill her, but that’s okay. She hears Doc in a Boom box and thinks JR did it based on the fact that he tried to kill HER, which is okey dokey but would be sick if he tried to kill someone else. Little A also looks confused by this reasoning but suddenly realizes that if Krystal’s offer of going away with Babe means that he can walk by himself that it’s not so bad. Babe continues to carry Little A like a sack of potatoes while looking very pained because he weighs more than she does.
Cue: Walk Like a Man
Commercial
Hey, another commercial
Hey – I need a drink for this, perhaps several.
Oh, yes, there’s the testosterone dripping all over the linoleum scene with Josh and JR. Josh says JR’s mother wears army boots. JR counters with Josh’s mother wears stiletto heels.
Zach talks to Erica – No stabbing!
Ryan talks to Erin – No Whining!
Di talks to Aiden – No Sex!
Commercial
Kendall and Josh – DNA results come in. Josh says he’s sorry. Kendall asks why. Josh says Spike is courtesy of Sperm Donor #1.
Kendall asks who?
They both look at the results – Josh says it appears that Sperm Donor #1 is…
Cue You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog.
Previews:
Jackson, Dr. Joe, Ruth, Myrtle, Brooke, Opal and Palmer are all playing strip poker in the Martin’s attic (Myrtle is winning btw).
Erica still forgets she’s married to Jackson
Jonathon still refuses my dinner invitations
Dr. Dave still refuses my, um other invitations
Dixie still won’t go away
And Every time I see Annie I keep hearing that John Denver song go through my head. I will never forgive her for that.
If you actually read this, thanks. If you didn't - well you're probably better off.