Post by trixie on Aug 4, 2006 18:17:02 GMT -5
You guys, I am really sick today, but I actually managed to watch most of AMC without checking into Emergency. But in hindsight, I probably should have.
Opening scene – EVERYONE! All together now! “A Three Hour Tour. A Three Hour Tour”
Josh: So, Maryann, when did you become blond?
Babe: Well, Professor, you mixed it up while trying to build a totally awesome stereo system so we could dance, remember?
Josh: Okay, where’s my coconut cream pie? And did I tell you that I love you? And that your dress is oh-so-strategically torn so that you could wear fingerless gloves and fit right into the eighties? Oh, and did I mention that this is virgin territory?
Babe: Well, then what the HELL am I doing here?
Cue “Like a Virgin”
Commercial
Dramamine
Erica to Jack “I stink as a mom”.
Jack to Erica: “Yes, but that’s what I love about you”
Back to Gilligan’s Island:
Maryann: So, can you hook up these coconut shells with shredded vines and make a stereo system?
Professor: Not only that, but I can create an invitro machine, a blender and an iPod that will render you senseless.
Maryann: Been there, done that.
Professor: Plus you have an amazing clavicle
Maryann: You should see my viola.
Professor: Come on, EVERYONE’S seen your viola. However I can’t swim the twenty-feet or so that would get us back to the PV shore. Oh, look, Erica’s waving at us.
Commercial
Lots more Dramamine
Erica to Jack: “I stink as a wife”
Jack to Erica: “Yes, but that’s what I love about you”
The Three Stooges on the Titanic Rescue Yacht.
Moe mentions that it’s been NINE YEARS since she’s babysat JR, then pokes Curlie in the eyes with a freshly gnawed chair leg.
Curlie cries. He misses Maryann’s perky short-shorts.
Shemp lumbers away, wondering why most people don’t remember that he really is an official “Stooge”.
Dixie and Zach in the clink:
Zach to Kendall: When you meet the one-legged, thumbless midget wearing a white linen suit with an I Like Ike lapel button, just say “Lime Jell-O and marshmallows with a side of canned pineapple, but hold the beans. And hand over the cabbage.
Kendall: But why?
Zach: Never mind, he’ll know what to do.
Dixie: I can’t believe I agreed to come back for this crap.
Viewers: Neither can we.
Commercial
The rest of the Dramamine
Bottle of Vodka
Out of booze, looking for Nyquil
Previews:
Dixie and Zach decide on posters for their adjoining cells. Jimmi Hendryx is okay. Barry Manilow, not so much. Zach, however wants a big picture of Ryan on his wall. Dixie says okay, but she gets to put Dr. Hayward on hers.
Zach approves both choices.
The Three Stooges take the Rescue Yacht and go to Club Med. “The Hell With Babe” is pretty much their motto.
Erica tells Jack that she stinks as a human being.
Jack tells her that’s what he loves about her.