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Post by trixie on Jul 7, 2006 18:28:50 GMT -5
Opening credits. Oh, they updated it! What do you know! All the pictures are of Erica. JR and Babe in park. No mention of the stench as they yak incessantly about forgiveness, trust but not the fact that they are standing next to the open grave of a man who survived for two months without any bathroom breaks but somehow died during a -.07 earthquake. How romantic. JR asks Babe if she can believe he had nothing to do with Madden’s death. Babe says “Yeah. Sure. Whatever. But what is UP with that smell?” Cue Love Stinks Commercial Oh, here’s Colby, who has suddenly turned 35. This is according to Cooter years. And now she won’t stop yapping at Adam. She and KWAK should get along well. Cue Smells Like Teen Spirit. I have no idea what Teen Spirit smells like, by the way. In my day it was Patchouli Oil. I hope it smells better than that now. Ye Gads. Adam (or is it Stuart?) is being emasculated by KWAK yet again and now by Colby. Adam realizes that he is better off as Stuart and goes to the Martin’s attic to find Marion. Cue Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door. Oh wait, Erica is hair flipping all over the place. Jackson is trying to stay out of her way. Erica’s hair flip trumps Jackson’s head bobble. Cue Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Commercial Well, now we have Kendall and Josh bonding over Spike. I don’t even WANT to think of the bondage issues we have here. Cue The Party’s Over. It’s time to go. I have meds to take. Next Week’s Previews: Walgreens runs out of Glade Air Freshener Home Depot runs out of shovels Cooter just runs out And I’ve run out of patience. I’m sorry, but AMC has been SOOOOO BAD for the last two, three weeks, years, that I can’t even properly make fun of it.
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Post by kallietop on Jul 7, 2006 18:40:28 GMT -5
trixie - you always rock!!!!! now when the song smellls like teen spirit was out i was an older teen. at the time the smell was like patchouli oil but they only said that to cover the smell mary jane!!
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Post by Amy on Jul 7, 2006 18:50:09 GMT -5
You're right, Trixie. Today's show was, in a word, pointless. Can we move these storylines along a little bit, please McT? Maybe we could speed up from a snail's pace to a turtle's pace. ::)Come on, McT, throw us Cooter a bone.
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Post by trixie on Jul 7, 2006 19:18:46 GMT -5
Charity - Well, 125 years ago that is EXACTLY why we wore that disgusting frangrance, too! Hey, nice (well, maybe not) to know some things never change. And LL - Yes, a turtle's pace would be welcome right now. And a bone for Cooter. He needs something besides a toilet bowl. And so far a toilet is all we're getting here. I feel like I've let you guys down, but I just can't find anything remotely amusing about this show right now. I'm really sorry.
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Post by kallietop on Jul 7, 2006 19:36:20 GMT -5
ha ha - i think that will go thru every generation! but alas, i am getting older, too. show might not give you much but sweeti - you come thru every week!!!!!
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Brandon
In Full Revenge Mode
SC's "Guiding Light"
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Post by Brandon on Jul 8, 2006 20:09:53 GMT -5
^I agree. The show may be horrible right now (OK, no maybe about it. It IS horrible), but you never fail to make us laugh!!!
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Post by kallietop on Jul 8, 2006 20:26:35 GMT -5
and by the end of the week of zach every damn day we need a laugh. kallie and i were inspecting him to see what could help his looks. now i don't believe in plastic surgery or even botox - i earned my wrinkles (i know i look young but still - i earned them). if i believed in plastic surgery maybe i'd have a boyfriend!!! ;D ;D so here we go: he needs several chemical peels to get rid of all his dead skin cells and to try to bring his over tanned leather skin back to life. if he can get rid of that rough leather skin we are getting some where. he need a little bit of a face lift - he sags in too many places. we just don't want to over do it. he need to have his chin reformed. off to the salon. killer hair cut with some copper tip "men" hilites. most important is the gym. he needs a personal trainer. we don't expect a 6 pack but we must get rid of the blubbery belly and his male boobs. he cannot let his facials go. we figure if that all happens we might hate his character but we won't hurl everytime we see him!!!!!!!!
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Post by Amy on Jul 8, 2006 20:40:35 GMT -5
he needs several chemical peels to get rid of all his dead skin cells and to try to bring his over tanned leather skin back to life. if he can get rid of that rough leather skin we are getting some where. That leathery skin look works for Robert Redford and Clint Eastwood. Not so much for Zach.
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Post by trixie on Jul 8, 2006 23:52:14 GMT -5
Hey, Freaky, You're such a sweetie.
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