Post by trixie on Oct 27, 2006 17:40:28 GMT -5
Courtroom scene:
Dixie was conned into giving up Kate.
Judge asks, How so?
A telemarketer told her she could save big bucks on her long-distance phone calls if she gave up her first-born daughter.
Judge says oh, okay, but I’ve got a casserole waiting for me.
Olivia asks if it’s Frito Pie
Jackson objects and says it must be Mac and Cheese
The judge rules that it’s actually Tuna Casserole and therefore the case is dismissed.
Cue What’s That Smell
Commercial
Kendall and Zach and Stinky – It seems that Stinky’s in trouble. Someone actually named him Ralph. They leave in order to avoid further scenes together.
Cue What’s That Smell
Hmmm, Dr. Dave is being called a liar by Babe. Jr says he knows she’s 100% committed. Oh wait, he adds “To Our Marriage”. Darn.
Back at the courtroom, Tad is now playing “hardball” like Derrick did a while back. He decides to skip rope and go directly to Tiddleywinks.
Ryan also has passed the “Jaimie Martin School For Medicine and Law” and has earned his law degree in three easy lessons.
Cue, What’s That Smell
Judge says the tuna casserole is inadmissible as evidence in his courtroom.
Commercial
Spike is hot – oh, wait, they mean temperature-wise. Kendall and Zach seem to enjoy taking turns with the rectal thermometer. Now they want IB profrin or heroin. Kendall doesn’t know which is better.
Cue, What’s that Smell
Commercial
Commercial
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, oh a commercial!
Ryan thinks Annie’s flashback regarding toes is a good argument for parenthood.
Tad says that Dixie didn’t make a conscious decision. No shit.
There was other stuff, but I had to take my casserole out of the oven.
Cue, What’s That Smell.
Previews for Next Week:
Babe finds out that Josh couldn’t have had sex with her since he was aborted before she was even born
David finds out that Babe isn’t his daughter because KWAK couldn’t have ever been to a college frat party because she kept spelling it “collage” and showed up at the art department instead.
Babe is pathetic
Spike is lethargic
Tad gets struck down by lightening for saying that Dixie did a great job as a mom, especially when she pretended to be dead. It’s a tender scene.
The judge concurs, calls Alice to contact Family Child Services to see if the cafeteria is serving tuna casserole. And if he still gets free milk.
Previews for The Week After Next Week:
Judge What’s-his-face and Dr. Hayward share an underground connection and some power bars. They conclude that their contracts must be up.
Babe dies a tragic death when she develops a horrible case of “Pinnochio-itis” and falls face first into a big bowl of Mac and Cheese and chokes on her own accusations, while the Judge calls Alice again and tells her to stop by KFC.
Cue, What’s That Smell.
Sorry, guys, this was a real last-ditch attempt before I totally bail on this show.
Dixie was conned into giving up Kate.
Judge asks, How so?
A telemarketer told her she could save big bucks on her long-distance phone calls if she gave up her first-born daughter.
Judge says oh, okay, but I’ve got a casserole waiting for me.
Olivia asks if it’s Frito Pie
Jackson objects and says it must be Mac and Cheese
The judge rules that it’s actually Tuna Casserole and therefore the case is dismissed.
Cue What’s That Smell
Commercial
Kendall and Zach and Stinky – It seems that Stinky’s in trouble. Someone actually named him Ralph. They leave in order to avoid further scenes together.
Cue What’s That Smell
Hmmm, Dr. Dave is being called a liar by Babe. Jr says he knows she’s 100% committed. Oh wait, he adds “To Our Marriage”. Darn.
Back at the courtroom, Tad is now playing “hardball” like Derrick did a while back. He decides to skip rope and go directly to Tiddleywinks.
Ryan also has passed the “Jaimie Martin School For Medicine and Law” and has earned his law degree in three easy lessons.
Cue, What’s That Smell
Judge says the tuna casserole is inadmissible as evidence in his courtroom.
Commercial
Spike is hot – oh, wait, they mean temperature-wise. Kendall and Zach seem to enjoy taking turns with the rectal thermometer. Now they want IB profrin or heroin. Kendall doesn’t know which is better.
Cue, What’s that Smell
Commercial
Commercial
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, oh a commercial!
Ryan thinks Annie’s flashback regarding toes is a good argument for parenthood.
Tad says that Dixie didn’t make a conscious decision. No shit.
There was other stuff, but I had to take my casserole out of the oven.
Cue, What’s That Smell.
Previews for Next Week:
Babe finds out that Josh couldn’t have had sex with her since he was aborted before she was even born
David finds out that Babe isn’t his daughter because KWAK couldn’t have ever been to a college frat party because she kept spelling it “collage” and showed up at the art department instead.
Babe is pathetic
Spike is lethargic
Tad gets struck down by lightening for saying that Dixie did a great job as a mom, especially when she pretended to be dead. It’s a tender scene.
The judge concurs, calls Alice to contact Family Child Services to see if the cafeteria is serving tuna casserole. And if he still gets free milk.
Previews for The Week After Next Week:
Judge What’s-his-face and Dr. Hayward share an underground connection and some power bars. They conclude that their contracts must be up.
Babe dies a tragic death when she develops a horrible case of “Pinnochio-itis” and falls face first into a big bowl of Mac and Cheese and chokes on her own accusations, while the Judge calls Alice again and tells her to stop by KFC.
Cue, What’s That Smell.
Sorry, guys, this was a real last-ditch attempt before I totally bail on this show.