Post by trixie on Mar 2, 2007 17:56:56 GMT -5
Uh, oh.
I did it again. And no, I did not shave my head, but in retrospect it probably would’ve been more fun, not to mention more productive.
Sorry you guys, but I watched again today. Don’t worry, I’m seeking therapy.
Read ‘em and weep.
Honeymoon in Vegas – (Cue Annoying Wayne Newton Music – Danke Schoen, My Darling Danke Schoen – OH, UH! Sorry! )
Aiden on the phone – says Tad is the best in the business. Aiden listens then says No, the price only includes dinner and a movie. Cue It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp. Tad softly sings I’m Just A Gigolo.
Back at Chateau Carey –
Nanny says Little A keeps asking her the same question over and over again. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM!
Adam says, tell him not to worry, his real name is Ralph.
Commercial and a bathroom break. It’s Thera Flu or Heroin all the way today. Possibly both.
Back in Lost Vegas
Hmmm, now we have Men Behind Bars. Blah, blah, blah something about a bear and Zach going nuts after hearing what song the bear played. They all argue about which song would drive Zach nuts. They think it’s either A Horse With No Name or MacArthur’s Park. I think it’s Doo Wah Diddy Diddy. They finally agree that it was probably Muskrat Love. YIKES! More bad songs stuck in my brain. Thank gawd there’s lots of room in there.
Okay, so now Alex Sr is explaining to Zach that he is a random woman psycho killer because he was also called Little A for years until Zach was born. Now he gets to be Big A and Zach is Little A and well, it explains a lot.
Kendall continues to practice her Sears catalog pose. She’s good. Too bad there’s no more Sear’s catalogs. She would’ve done great in the power tool section. Zach daydreams about electric drills and socket wrenches and realizes his father took away his dreams and hopes of being a major appliance. He still however, gets to be a major tool.
He offers himself to his father in lieu of Kendall. Pa says no because that’s plain disgusting and icky and even a random, stupid plot-driven once cremated psycho dad has his standards and that Zach looks bloody awful in satin and gardenias.
Cue Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Commercial and another bathroom break. Too much Thera Flu.
Back at the ranch…
Knock, knock, it’s room service! Aiden is obviously not pleased with his spotted dick and clocks one of the room service guys with the food cover doohickey thingy (I have NO idea what those things are called). Then he shoots him. I know how he feels. The room service guy finally tells Aiden that he doesn’t have to tip him. Cue Tube Steak Boogie.
LV Lockup –
Jackson tells yet another inept cop that the LV mayor is a fan of his wife’s. Cop says yeah, the mayor wrote FOR A GOOD TIME CALL ERICA AT 555-5555 on the men’s room wall. Jackson wonders if that is their home number because he can never remember it, but it would explain all the phone calls asking for political donations when it’s not even an election year.
LV PO Derek Light says he doesn’t like rich guys flying onto his home turf in their private jets. Cop number three whispers in his ear. Derek Light says, oh, right and then says, My bad! And promptly offers a suite, casino chips, free drinks and hookers to the Three Amigos. Cue Mustang Sally. Just because I like that song.
Aiden yells that he’s got something. Tad tells him penicillin will take care of it.
Commercial.
Big A orders Little A on his knees. It’s a touching scene and one that needs no extra narration from me. Except cue Ain’t Too Proud Too Beg.
Or A Boy Named Sue. Take your pick.
More stuff happened, but I tried to forget it by repeatedly hitting myself on the head with The Oxford English Dictionary and when that didn’t work, I tried shish kabob skewers, but that didn’t work and so I tried heavy drugs, but that didn’t work and so I still remember that there were some Babe, KWAK and Colby scenes.
Colby reaches deep inside herself and admits that, though she may SEEM shallow she actually hated Babe because Babe had such great hair and makeup.
KWAK sniffs and says Colby is sweet for recognizing Babe’s best qualities and to not worry, that she (Colby) is on her way to becoming just like Babe. KWAK hugs a pink shirt of Babe’s and says, Dang it, if only I weren’t pregnant I could wear this.
Babe tells Josh that she heard Erica yell at her that she was supposed to be dead. Josh assures her that many viewers said the same thing.
Cue I Got You Babe
Commercial
Previews for next week –
Alex Sr admits he has no idea what his purpose in offing random women in PV was and that the writers also neglected to fill him in so he is just pulling all this stuff out of his butt and hoping Zach understands.
Zach says, Sure, whatever, Dad, but can you HELP ME UP?
Kendall decides the satin choker with the dart in it is a great fashion statement and plans to introduce it to Fusion as soon as she is Leaving Las Vegas.
Cue Spike Jones’ version of You Always Hurt The One You Love
I did it again. And no, I did not shave my head, but in retrospect it probably would’ve been more fun, not to mention more productive.
Sorry you guys, but I watched again today. Don’t worry, I’m seeking therapy.
Read ‘em and weep.
Honeymoon in Vegas – (Cue Annoying Wayne Newton Music – Danke Schoen, My Darling Danke Schoen – OH, UH! Sorry! )
Aiden on the phone – says Tad is the best in the business. Aiden listens then says No, the price only includes dinner and a movie. Cue It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp. Tad softly sings I’m Just A Gigolo.
Back at Chateau Carey –
Nanny says Little A keeps asking her the same question over and over again. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM!
Adam says, tell him not to worry, his real name is Ralph.
Commercial and a bathroom break. It’s Thera Flu or Heroin all the way today. Possibly both.
Back in Lost Vegas
Hmmm, now we have Men Behind Bars. Blah, blah, blah something about a bear and Zach going nuts after hearing what song the bear played. They all argue about which song would drive Zach nuts. They think it’s either A Horse With No Name or MacArthur’s Park. I think it’s Doo Wah Diddy Diddy. They finally agree that it was probably Muskrat Love. YIKES! More bad songs stuck in my brain. Thank gawd there’s lots of room in there.
Okay, so now Alex Sr is explaining to Zach that he is a random woman psycho killer because he was also called Little A for years until Zach was born. Now he gets to be Big A and Zach is Little A and well, it explains a lot.
Kendall continues to practice her Sears catalog pose. She’s good. Too bad there’s no more Sear’s catalogs. She would’ve done great in the power tool section. Zach daydreams about electric drills and socket wrenches and realizes his father took away his dreams and hopes of being a major appliance. He still however, gets to be a major tool.
He offers himself to his father in lieu of Kendall. Pa says no because that’s plain disgusting and icky and even a random, stupid plot-driven once cremated psycho dad has his standards and that Zach looks bloody awful in satin and gardenias.
Cue Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Commercial and another bathroom break. Too much Thera Flu.
Back at the ranch…
Knock, knock, it’s room service! Aiden is obviously not pleased with his spotted dick and clocks one of the room service guys with the food cover doohickey thingy (I have NO idea what those things are called). Then he shoots him. I know how he feels. The room service guy finally tells Aiden that he doesn’t have to tip him. Cue Tube Steak Boogie.
LV Lockup –
Jackson tells yet another inept cop that the LV mayor is a fan of his wife’s. Cop says yeah, the mayor wrote FOR A GOOD TIME CALL ERICA AT 555-5555 on the men’s room wall. Jackson wonders if that is their home number because he can never remember it, but it would explain all the phone calls asking for political donations when it’s not even an election year.
LV PO Derek Light says he doesn’t like rich guys flying onto his home turf in their private jets. Cop number three whispers in his ear. Derek Light says, oh, right and then says, My bad! And promptly offers a suite, casino chips, free drinks and hookers to the Three Amigos. Cue Mustang Sally. Just because I like that song.
Aiden yells that he’s got something. Tad tells him penicillin will take care of it.
Commercial.
Big A orders Little A on his knees. It’s a touching scene and one that needs no extra narration from me. Except cue Ain’t Too Proud Too Beg.
Or A Boy Named Sue. Take your pick.
More stuff happened, but I tried to forget it by repeatedly hitting myself on the head with The Oxford English Dictionary and when that didn’t work, I tried shish kabob skewers, but that didn’t work and so I tried heavy drugs, but that didn’t work and so I still remember that there were some Babe, KWAK and Colby scenes.
Colby reaches deep inside herself and admits that, though she may SEEM shallow she actually hated Babe because Babe had such great hair and makeup.
KWAK sniffs and says Colby is sweet for recognizing Babe’s best qualities and to not worry, that she (Colby) is on her way to becoming just like Babe. KWAK hugs a pink shirt of Babe’s and says, Dang it, if only I weren’t pregnant I could wear this.
Babe tells Josh that she heard Erica yell at her that she was supposed to be dead. Josh assures her that many viewers said the same thing.
Cue I Got You Babe
Commercial
Previews for next week –
Alex Sr admits he has no idea what his purpose in offing random women in PV was and that the writers also neglected to fill him in so he is just pulling all this stuff out of his butt and hoping Zach understands.
Zach says, Sure, whatever, Dad, but can you HELP ME UP?
Kendall decides the satin choker with the dart in it is a great fashion statement and plans to introduce it to Fusion as soon as she is Leaving Las Vegas.
Cue Spike Jones’ version of You Always Hurt The One You Love