Post by trixie on Feb 9, 2007 23:06:40 GMT -5
THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AMERCIAN DENTAL ASSOCIATION, DEPENDS AND THE CHEAP ROTGUT ALCOHOL PATROL (also known as CRAP) AND the guy down the street who gave me something that looks like Oregano in a plastic bag. Special thanks to him, by the way.
Derek and Jackson argue who is the most ineffectual cop in PV. Derek is winning until Erica walks in.
Cue “She’s a Man Eater”.
Derek decides to go play Spider Solitaire. Jackson has to stay and deal with the hair flipping. But he’s still in the running for most ineffectual, hmm, husband.
And, evidently there’s only one cop in the whole town. I know we have one in ours. I think his name is Vinnie. But I’m not sure as he usually doesn’t show up for work. We call him at his home. He answers the phone as follows: “Yeah? What’s wrong with 911? Idiots. CLICK” Cue Roxanne by The Police.
Oh, now we have Lamie and Amanda visiting JFAP. Janet didn’t mean to kill Trevor. She was just practicing her golf swing. Plus he wouldn’t shut up. I have the same problem with my husband. Only he doesn’t fit inside my cooler. Oh well. Cue the Talking Heads “Burning Down The House” or Psycho Killer. They both contain lovely sentiments.
Babe says lies can be powerful. And boring. Especially when they’re the same ones over and over and over again. Cue “SHUT THE F UP”. I don’t think it’s an actual song, but it should be.
Hey, Zarf is JR’s new bitch. Cue Elton John’s “The Bitch is Back”. And Zoe sings “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going”.
Babe hums the theme from Deliverence. KWAK plays harmonica, Stuart plays the banjo and Adam goes for a prostate exam. Dr. Joe hums “Here Comes The Bride” as he puts on his rubber gloves.
Commercial
Kendall is, well, she’s Kendall. And being that she is, I must go drink more cheap wine.
I quit taking notes at this point so here’s my mentally and dentally-challenged summary of the rest of the show:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Previews for next week:
Zach, Ryan and Tad stuck in a warehouse. Ryan is ticked off that Zach is the only one with a gun. Zach says he’s the only one who needs one. Tad smirks. They then go off to see The Vagina Monologues. They wonder if they should’ve invited Zarf.
JR remembers Dixie. But only for a nano-second before he realizes he’s not supposed to.
Tad remembers Dixie, but only from an episode that happened four years ago. But he’s also not supposed to think about her. Cue Memories. Then I Shot The Sheriff (just because he didn’t shoot the deputy).
Ruth appears. But only during Joe’s flashback about the 1955 Miss America Pageant.
Joe looks fondly at a picture of Bobby with a pair of skis. He wonders where Ruth is. He decides to give Zoe Ruth’s clothes. Zoe especially likes the apron. He doesn’t want the skis. Cue “I Enjoy Being a Girl”.
ACCCCKKKKKKKKKK! This show is making me wish I actually did do heroin. Or valium. Or something. As always, my apologies.
Derek and Jackson argue who is the most ineffectual cop in PV. Derek is winning until Erica walks in.
Cue “She’s a Man Eater”.
Derek decides to go play Spider Solitaire. Jackson has to stay and deal with the hair flipping. But he’s still in the running for most ineffectual, hmm, husband.
And, evidently there’s only one cop in the whole town. I know we have one in ours. I think his name is Vinnie. But I’m not sure as he usually doesn’t show up for work. We call him at his home. He answers the phone as follows: “Yeah? What’s wrong with 911? Idiots. CLICK” Cue Roxanne by The Police.
Oh, now we have Lamie and Amanda visiting JFAP. Janet didn’t mean to kill Trevor. She was just practicing her golf swing. Plus he wouldn’t shut up. I have the same problem with my husband. Only he doesn’t fit inside my cooler. Oh well. Cue the Talking Heads “Burning Down The House” or Psycho Killer. They both contain lovely sentiments.
Babe says lies can be powerful. And boring. Especially when they’re the same ones over and over and over again. Cue “SHUT THE F UP”. I don’t think it’s an actual song, but it should be.
Hey, Zarf is JR’s new bitch. Cue Elton John’s “The Bitch is Back”. And Zoe sings “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going”.
Babe hums the theme from Deliverence. KWAK plays harmonica, Stuart plays the banjo and Adam goes for a prostate exam. Dr. Joe hums “Here Comes The Bride” as he puts on his rubber gloves.
Commercial
Kendall is, well, she’s Kendall. And being that she is, I must go drink more cheap wine.
I quit taking notes at this point so here’s my mentally and dentally-challenged summary of the rest of the show:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Previews for next week:
Zach, Ryan and Tad stuck in a warehouse. Ryan is ticked off that Zach is the only one with a gun. Zach says he’s the only one who needs one. Tad smirks. They then go off to see The Vagina Monologues. They wonder if they should’ve invited Zarf.
JR remembers Dixie. But only for a nano-second before he realizes he’s not supposed to.
Tad remembers Dixie, but only from an episode that happened four years ago. But he’s also not supposed to think about her. Cue Memories. Then I Shot The Sheriff (just because he didn’t shoot the deputy).
Ruth appears. But only during Joe’s flashback about the 1955 Miss America Pageant.
Joe looks fondly at a picture of Bobby with a pair of skis. He wonders where Ruth is. He decides to give Zoe Ruth’s clothes. Zoe especially likes the apron. He doesn’t want the skis. Cue “I Enjoy Being a Girl”.
ACCCCKKKKKKKKKK! This show is making me wish I actually did do heroin. Or valium. Or something. As always, my apologies.