Mandie
Close Enough To Call Him "Hockett"
SC's Lavery-lovin Southern Belle
Kendall - you are a damn fool!!
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Post by Mandie on May 29, 2007 10:31:30 GMT -5
LIES (Spike learns his real name is Horace). ;D ;D ;DOMG....Trixie!!! My dad's name is Horace, and my grandfather's name was Horace. Dad is Horace, Jr. He was the first boy of 10 kids, 8 girls + him + 1 little brother. He was doomed from the start..poor guy never stood a chance. I would have loved to name Seth after my dad, but I knew once he was old enough to hold a gun he would come and shoot me in my face. I love my dad, I love my grandad (God rest his beautiful soul), but "Horace" has to be the worst man's name to ever come down the pipeline, and I commend you on choosing it out of all the horrible man names you could think of...Karma for your choice!!
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Post by trixie on Jun 19, 2007 23:42:37 GMT -5
Mandie - Hey! I'm so sorry I took so long to get back to your comment! Horace is an honorable, albeit strange name for a man. And one that a man must rise above. And obviously your guys did My first husband's middle name was Herbert. I had to divorce him after I found that out. It was a clear case of "Cruel And Unusual Middle Names". I got the Maverick, by the way.
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Post by Liz on Jun 20, 2007 0:06:33 GMT -5
My step dad's middle name is Mervyn and my cousin, grandpa, and uncle are all named Russel Wilbur. My brother and father are named Eugene. Luckily, my brother doesn't go by that name. My dad goes by Gene.
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Post by trixie on Jun 20, 2007 20:34:38 GMT -5
Liz - Oh, I now keep picturing Mr. Ed saying "WILLLLBBBUUUUURRR" And Gene is my father-in-law's name (also Ricky's middle name) but we refer to him as Gino, or Big Daddy (my father-in-law, not Ricky. Rick is Baba Lu. Or if I'm feeling especially mean, "Little Ricky" . Maybe I'll start calling him Wilbur.
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Mandie
Close Enough To Call Him "Hockett"
SC's Lavery-lovin Southern Belle
Kendall - you are a damn fool!!
Posts: 954
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Post by Mandie on Jun 21, 2007 10:01:18 GMT -5
Mandie - Hey! I'm so sorry I took so long to get back to your comment! Horace is an honorable, albeit strange name for a man. And one that a man must rise above. And obviously your guys did My first husband's middle name was Herbert. I had to divorce him after I found that out. It was a clear case of "Cruel And Unusual Middle Names". I got the Maverick, by the way. LOL..no problem, Trixie! Yeah, Horace is a tough one, alright. When I would get mad at him as a teenager (and sometimes now, come to think of it), I would call him Hor-ASS. ;D ;D Doug just calls him "Horrible" most of the time...it started off as "Horrible Horace", now he has just abbreviated it to just "Horrible". He also dubbed my sister Terri as "Terrible Terri"...now she just goes by "Terrible". These are terms of endearment, really...believe it or not!!! ;D If I do have another little boy, I think I will name him after my mom's dad, David. I wonder how he got off so easy?? ;D ;D
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Post by kallietop on Jun 21, 2007 22:51:12 GMT -5
But Tate TORE IT APART Sorry, wrong show. ;D ;D ;D LOVE IT!!!!!! ;D ;DU’haul U’Haul U’Haul TRIXIE - DO YOU REMEMBER MY U'HAUL NIGHMARE WHEN I MOVED. U'HAUL = SOOO MANY NIGHTMARES TONIGHT He then tells Annie he loves Annie because she is more like the Clown Car. No matter how little the car is, the clowns are crammed in there like sardines and they never stop annoying him. Charity changed over to the History Channel after this.UHAUL AND CLOWNS??? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!!!! IS THIS POST EXPRESSING YOUR ANGER AT ME ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DOGGIE IN YOUR BIG PURSE?? And then David lifted up his shirt in jail and mentioned something about a “Melon Baller”. That made me happy. Even if it was the wrong show. YAY!!!!!! I LOVE ME SOME DAVID!!!!I WISH I SAW THIS FUNNY BUT EVIL POST EARLIER!!
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Post by trixie on Jun 21, 2007 23:32:48 GMT -5
Charity! Of course I remember your U-Haul episode. It's your favorite, right? ;D I wrote a nice note to the U-Haul Corporation saying what a great experience you had with them. Um. Well, not in so many words. And no, I mentioned you turning to the history channel, because I mentioned clowns. I figured you'd want to be spared from Clown Madness. Unless the history channel was showing the History of Clowns. Then, well, I think you were SOL. Oh, no, now I can't sleep. Speaking of clowns, my husband and in-laws are due here tomorrow. They weren't suppose to arrive until Sunday. Well, there goes my weekend. I was hoping for an in-law-free Friday. Maybe I could go to work.
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Post by Liz on Jun 21, 2007 23:41:32 GMT -5
Trixie, weren't your in-laws just there???
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Post by kallietop on Jun 21, 2007 23:55:41 GMT -5
ewwww - work over in-laws?? must be bad. and yes - clowns scare the hell outta me!!!! now i would have a complete heart attack if i saw a clown driving a u-haul or worse: a clown driving a u-haul with a bird on it's shoulder. great - that will be the nightmare of the night!!!!!!!
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Post by trixie on Jun 22, 2007 0:09:06 GMT -5
Yes. They were. They go away for a little while and then they come back. Sort of like a Yeast Infection. But I love them. I just love them more when they're not here. Especially on Fridays. Dang. It's my only day to lounge around in my PJs and put expensive but useless junk on my face that promises to make me look younger but only makes me look stupid. Especially when the UPS guy shows up. Now I have to be dressed AND make appetizers and dinner. Plus I have a major family problem that I won't even be able to discuss with Rick because he'll be Sonny Boy and I'll have to go drink gin in the downstairs bathroom. And I hate gin. I'M SO DEPRESSED! Okay, here's the deal. My step-grandfather (whom I'm very close to) has just been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. It's not looking good and he wants me to come and take care of him when he gets out of the hospital. This will probably be at the beginning of July. However, he keeps telling me how most people don't survive this type of cancer and this is not like him to say something like this. I'm having a very, very bad feeling about this. And I can't be mushy with him because, well, he doesn't do mushy. Which is why he wants me to come and take care of him. He knows I will make snarky remarks and probably put on tapes of Sex in the City. He also knows that I'll probably tell him to get off his lazy butt and go walk the dog. He knows I'll also probably go into the bathroom, turn on the shower and cry. But we won't talk about that. I just can't wait for tomorrow. I'M SORRY FOR THIS PITY STUFF. I'm just going to have to buck up. Thanks for reading, if you did. Or thanks for saying WTF IS WRONG WITH TRIXIE? ? Because, I know this is so unlike me.
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Post by Liz on Jun 22, 2007 0:18:30 GMT -5
I'm so sorry, Trixie!!! Doesn't life suck sometimes??? You know you can call me anytime. I always have at least 3 extra hours at night to talk!!
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Post by trixie on Jun 22, 2007 0:33:35 GMT -5
Thanks, Liz. You're a sweetheart. Most of my friends are on vacation and my immediate family has a somewhat odd relationship with Don so I haven't had anyone to talk to about this EXCEPT Don. And he's difficult at best. I know what needs to be done, but I just needed to vent a little because tomorrow I'm going to have to be the perky daughter-in-law. This just kills me. Yikes. I think I'll have a glass of wine and three Xanax's. I'll be better tomorrow.
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Post by Liz on Jun 22, 2007 0:35:13 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Three should do it!
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Post by trixie on Jun 22, 2007 0:46:41 GMT -5
Yep! Three Xanax's and tomorrow's appetitizers witll be Cheez-Its with a side of Vienna Sausages. The entree will be left-overs from last week. And I won't care. Get some sleep, Liz. This is REALLY late for you!
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Post by Liz on Jun 22, 2007 0:51:23 GMT -5
You know what my bedtime is!! ;D ;D
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