Post by trixie on May 28, 2007 17:25:48 GMT -5
:oOkay, these Flashbacks are brought to you courtesy of the late Sixties and early Seventies when I was a teen-ager at the time and experimented with mind altering substances, like toothpaste and aspirin (it doesn’t work. Neither does frying banana peels and lighting them on fire and trying to smoke them. Don’t ask me. It was the Sixties.). So here we go:
They thought it would
LAST FOREVER
(flashback to Myrtle and Zach in the jail cell eating Donuts.)
But Tate
TORE IT APART
Sorry, wrong show.
Now Destiny Brings Him
A NEW RUG
(Ryan and Annie admire Palmer’s new hair)
And
UNEXPECTED JOY
(Tad finds Dr. Hayward)
HE MOVED ON
(Ryan admits to paying for Greenlee’s U’haul but didn’t pay the deposit and gave the wrong address.)
BUT SHE DIDN'T
(Greenlee never returned the U’Haul...)
And She
WON'T LET GO.
(Greenlee: But I love that U’Haul.)
LIES (Spike learns his real name is Horace).
BETRAYAL (Lil A learns he’s been able to walk for at least a year but no one told him so he’s been sitting on the floor having to listen to inane conversations all this time. He’s royally ticked off).
REGRETS (I’ve had a few – but then too few to mention. What the hell does that mean, anyway?)
Who Will
GET HURT (me as I will continue to stab myself in the eyeballs with ice-picks and drink too many martinis while trying to watch this show)
Who Will
HOLD ON (it’s not a visual I care to um, visualize, but Del’s name comes to mind. Ack, sorry)
Whose Glove
WILL LAST? Michael Jackson’s? Sorry, these flashbacks make it difficult to read these flashbacks.
It's All Been Leading
UP TO THIS... (Myrtle and Zach drinking champagne while Myrtle shaves Zack’s face and Paul McCartney sings “My Love Does It Good” in the background.
YIKES! Sorry. Thank goodness. A Commercial.
Jamie and KWAK – Kwak mentions Babe has been quiet and that she can tell when something is scratching at her daughter.
Jamie gets a far-off look on his face (like when he thinks about torquing his engine) and says softly, “Yeah, I remember that about her.”
Cue Cat Scratch Fever
Ryan and Annie. Sorry, but all I can say is go with the poker.
Fusion girls. Happy Hour begins at 8:00 am. Wear cocktail dresses and pretend to be interested in Mauvelee’s speech about going to a Monster Truck Rally. Or rallying around. I’m not sure I heard that right. I’m not sure I care.
Babe is putting her life in a box. Maybe she can put Time in a Bottle. Or the Lime in the Coconut. Maybe she can get some better dialogue. And a wonder bra. Wait, Mauvelee discovers Babe’s novel. It has a phony book cover on it called War and Piece. Mauvelee figures out that it’s really Run, Spot, Run when she tries to figure out if “Piece” is misspelled. Then she realizes it’s Babe’s book and says, Naw. She then makes Babe admit that she wasn’t head of her class because she lacked a, uh, certain ability.
Cue ABC by the Jackson Five (or in Babe’s case, the Jackson Three. She hasn't completed her math course, yet)
Commercial
Josh and Zack – Josh says Hannah was as cool as they come, a machine that blew him away. I’m not touching this one.
Hey, hmmm… could Josh and Zack possibly become … Jock?
Di tells Babe that Mauvelee will be on top of her until she finishes See Spot Run. Babe realizes this could take years. She gets a smug kind of gleam in her eye.
I’m detecting a theme here.
Cue What’s New Pussycat?
Kendall reads letter from Hannah, which is signed Fondly, another newbie who obviously didn’t cut it, Hannah.
Commercial
Stuart KWAK and Jenny. Stuart asks KWAK what she would like painted for Jenny. KWAK seems partial to the Elvis on Velvet. He asks Rock 'n Roll or Vegas Elvis?
Jenny votes for Rock 'n Roll Elvis but no one understands her.
Which brings us to Adam and JR and Lil A.
Adam tells Lil A he just had a heart attack, or heartburn or a little gastric intensity as JR tells Adam Lil A is not his grandson.
Adam is relieved as he always found it difficult to have a grandson named Lil A. His gastric intensity immediately becomes less intense. He belches as Lil A is informed that he can actually walk by himself so Lil A grabs his hair and runs shrieking towards Stage Left.
Cue I Gotta Get Of This Place.
Ryan tells Annie that he loved Mauvelee but that she was a trapeze act with no net. He then tells Annie he loves Annie because she is more like the Clown Car. No matter how little the car is, the clowns are crammed in there like sardines and they never stop annoying him.
Charity changed over to the History Channel after this.
Annie says she has to get to work before lunch. Yeah, so do I. About 5 hours before.
Commercial
Jonathon and Ryan. I have no idea what they said and I don’t care. Here’s looking at you, kid.
Babe can’t dot the “I’s” with happy faces and flowers anymore. But cows and hearts are okay.
Jamie asks if Babe has got a minute?
Babe says no, she’s only got 60 seconds.
Cue Time by Pink Floyd.
KWAK and Stuart and Jenny again. Stuart asks why KWAK is still wearing her wedding ring.
KWAK says she guesses she didn’t realize what it meant. She thought it was like she was married or something.
There was more stuff but I was busy clipping my toenails.
I did hear Mauvelee tell Annie in the bathroom that They Were Alone At Last.
And then David lifted up his shirt in jail and mentioned something about a “Melon Baller”.
That made me happy. Even if it was the wrong show.