Post by trixie on May 4, 2007 18:09:26 GMT -5
Oh, no. I’m being blinded by blondness. :oKWAK, Babe and Colby all have a bondage moment. They’re yammering about Charlotte Jenny Moira and then Colby leaves wearing an undelflated floatation device while singing Yellow submarine, and still trying to make a fashion statement. They all should concentrate on their roots. Especially Babe.
Commercial by Clairol.
Talking about floatation devices, KWAK and Babe decide that if they ever go down in a plane (which actually, ummm, yep. Never mind) she will use her mama’s floatation devices and keep hers for reserve.
Cue: You Got The Breast of my Love followed by How Much Are Those Puppies In The Window? Sorry.
Commercial.
Hmmmm, Terd and Adam are handcuffed together. Well, since Dr. Dave left, Tad’s been feeling a bit lonely. Since it’s not Dave, Adam is a pretty good substitute for Tad’s lingering and conflicting affections. Adam has multiple orgasms, oh I mean heart palpitations, so Tad kicks him and Jr gets him a big tall glass of STFU. It was very romantic. Especially when Tad released himself and Adam from the handcuffs and the Paramedics took Adam away and he and Tad sang Unchained Melody while Babe, Jamie and Colby looked on with concern because they all realized they were suffering from a very bad hair day. They all break out singing “Give Me A Head With Hair. Long Beautiful Hair!” And then decide to all go and see Brittany Spears and her Band of Bad Wigs.
Commercial.
Erica is also wearing her floatation devices. I fear a flood in PV is in the near future. But Jackson likes her floating devices and agrees to sing D-I-V-O-R-C-E on Ewww Beginnings with Erica just to make her floating devices inflate along with her ego.
This could be the start of something BIG. Cue that song.
Ava and Sean. Towels on, towels off. They contemplate trying out Mr. Miagi’s wax job but the bad, hokey 1970s porno music breaks their mood.
Cue This Is Such Bad Writing That I’m Giving Up My Face Scrub So I Never Have To See You Naked Again. And Lily Can Count To a Ka-Trillion For All I Care. I Can’t Count To Ten, But Then Again, I Can Drop My Towel, Use A Trowel, And Do It My Way.
Commercial.
Ding Dong. KWAK and her floatation devices answer her door. But then she hesitates when she thinks “Ding Dong” is actually her name.
She then says “Nah. Tad said I was the smartest woman he knows. Okay. Huh?” Heeeeeeeerrrrre’s Janet. Taking a poll and seeing how fit Tad and KWAK are as parents. I guess the correct answer to her questions is either a) A Two Iron, or b) A Mashie. But I believe Janet thinks the proper answer is c) a golf cart filled with beer.
Cue Fore Play
Commercial.
Previews for next week –
Amanda still has a bad headache and realizes she’s glad her mother doesn’t bowl.
Jenny realizes she and Little A have had more name changes than John Cougar Mellancamp.
KWAK tries to buy a leash for her puppies. But settles for a flea collar.
Colby realizes wearing a floatation device is an invitation to trouble. Sort of like wearing a giant condom, only now it sends out the message that she’s also available for sea duty.
Babe remembers when she wore a giant condom. She’s now wearing an ace bandage across her chest. She thinks it sends a different message. Like I’m okay from the waist down.
Jamie realizes he helped steal Lil A but at least gave him a better name. So Little A gets to be called “Sweet”. He wants to tell JR that at least he didn’t name him Junior Junior.
Cue My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don’t Love Jesus. By Jimmy Buffet who now I have to join in Margaritaville. Thank Gawd it’s the weekend.
Commercial by Clairol.
Talking about floatation devices, KWAK and Babe decide that if they ever go down in a plane (which actually, ummm, yep. Never mind) she will use her mama’s floatation devices and keep hers for reserve.
Cue: You Got The Breast of my Love followed by How Much Are Those Puppies In The Window? Sorry.
Commercial.
Hmmmm, Terd and Adam are handcuffed together. Well, since Dr. Dave left, Tad’s been feeling a bit lonely. Since it’s not Dave, Adam is a pretty good substitute for Tad’s lingering and conflicting affections. Adam has multiple orgasms, oh I mean heart palpitations, so Tad kicks him and Jr gets him a big tall glass of STFU. It was very romantic. Especially when Tad released himself and Adam from the handcuffs and the Paramedics took Adam away and he and Tad sang Unchained Melody while Babe, Jamie and Colby looked on with concern because they all realized they were suffering from a very bad hair day. They all break out singing “Give Me A Head With Hair. Long Beautiful Hair!” And then decide to all go and see Brittany Spears and her Band of Bad Wigs.
Commercial.
Erica is also wearing her floatation devices. I fear a flood in PV is in the near future. But Jackson likes her floating devices and agrees to sing D-I-V-O-R-C-E on Ewww Beginnings with Erica just to make her floating devices inflate along with her ego.
This could be the start of something BIG. Cue that song.
Ava and Sean. Towels on, towels off. They contemplate trying out Mr. Miagi’s wax job but the bad, hokey 1970s porno music breaks their mood.
Cue This Is Such Bad Writing That I’m Giving Up My Face Scrub So I Never Have To See You Naked Again. And Lily Can Count To a Ka-Trillion For All I Care. I Can’t Count To Ten, But Then Again, I Can Drop My Towel, Use A Trowel, And Do It My Way.
Commercial.
Ding Dong. KWAK and her floatation devices answer her door. But then she hesitates when she thinks “Ding Dong” is actually her name.
She then says “Nah. Tad said I was the smartest woman he knows. Okay. Huh?” Heeeeeeeerrrrre’s Janet. Taking a poll and seeing how fit Tad and KWAK are as parents. I guess the correct answer to her questions is either a) A Two Iron, or b) A Mashie. But I believe Janet thinks the proper answer is c) a golf cart filled with beer.
Cue Fore Play
Commercial.
Previews for next week –
Amanda still has a bad headache and realizes she’s glad her mother doesn’t bowl.
Jenny realizes she and Little A have had more name changes than John Cougar Mellancamp.
KWAK tries to buy a leash for her puppies. But settles for a flea collar.
Colby realizes wearing a floatation device is an invitation to trouble. Sort of like wearing a giant condom, only now it sends out the message that she’s also available for sea duty.
Babe remembers when she wore a giant condom. She’s now wearing an ace bandage across her chest. She thinks it sends a different message. Like I’m okay from the waist down.
Jamie realizes he helped steal Lil A but at least gave him a better name. So Little A gets to be called “Sweet”. He wants to tell JR that at least he didn’t name him Junior Junior.
Cue My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don’t Love Jesus. By Jimmy Buffet who now I have to join in Margaritaville. Thank Gawd it’s the weekend.