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Post by Amy on Aug 28, 2007 23:05:25 GMT -5
Zach to Derrick: "I had to kill Ava. I have my reasons. Would you like me to mumble them or just try to convey them through a series of smirks?"
Derrick: "Dammit, man, why didn't you say it was Ava you killed? That's a public service. I'll call the mayor and get the ball rolling on that citizen of the year award."
Zach wrestles Derrick's gun away and points it at his own head: "I'd rather die than win an award. They'd expect me to make some kind of speech and you know I just can't do that. I'm gonna end it all now. My only regret is that I only got to beat up one mentally impaired guy. Well, that, and I really should have used sunscreen. And shampoo."
Zach shoots himself in the head. Derrick pours himself a cup of coffee and selects a jelly donut from the snack tray. Jonathan walks in, see's Zach's body and Derrick eating the jelly donut. With a look of dawning horror Jon asks, "Is that the last jelly donut?!!" Derrick, with a little smear of jelly in the corner of his mouth answers, "Yeah, Jon, I'm afraid it is." Jon screams "Nooo!!!" and in his anguish he rips his shirt off and pounds his fist repeatedly into the wall. An action that really emphasizes all his lovely muscles.
The end.
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Post by Liz on Aug 28, 2007 23:24:05 GMT -5
KARMA!!!!!!!
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Brandon
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Post by Brandon on Aug 28, 2007 23:32:53 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Karma from me too!!!!
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Post by Amy on Aug 28, 2007 23:36:52 GMT -5
Thanks, Liz and freaky. Here's a jelly donut for you guys.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 29, 2007 1:00:20 GMT -5
(Imitating Homer Simpson) Mmmmm......jelly donut......
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Post by jackiejames on Aug 29, 2007 4:52:04 GMT -5
Karma from me three ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris on Aug 29, 2007 9:03:31 GMT -5
Karma from me too!!!! LMAO!!!!
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Post by Beth on Aug 29, 2007 18:42:47 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Barbara on Sept 1, 2007 18:45:56 GMT -5
;D ;DFreaking awesome!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by trixie on Sept 1, 2007 19:38:06 GMT -5
KARMA! ;D ;D
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Post by Soaper on Sept 4, 2007 8:56:22 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by donutqueen on Oct 6, 2007 21:38:08 GMT -5
He couldn't get off his pants too?
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