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Resimay
Jun 18, 2008 22:31:26 GMT -5
Post by Amy on Jun 18, 2008 22:31:26 GMT -5
Okay, this was sent to me and I just had to share. Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a reportur but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopif uly Yore best aplicant so farr
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. Employer's response... Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan , It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
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Resimay
Jun 18, 2008 23:09:09 GMT -5
Post by Liz on Jun 18, 2008 23:09:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, he gets hired for his personality! Uh huh!! ;D ;D ;D
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Resimay
Jun 19, 2008 18:20:08 GMT -5
Post by trixie on Jun 19, 2008 18:20:08 GMT -5
Liz! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Deer Mr. Beefy (Mae I call u Patty? Wate, luks lyke Mr. Loaf mite be more appropryate): Urine the top tree replicants appliing fore this possision. Pleeze hav ur kalvin klines wit u wen u cum fore the intervuw. It will inshure ur fushure job wit our fyne kompany. We luk forward too meating u. Sinseerly, Mizus Weener Hed of HR PS: Mr. Beefy, its spelt REZUMAY. Butt ur still hired.
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Resimay
Jun 19, 2008 21:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Liz on Jun 19, 2008 21:10:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Karma for that, Trixie!
You, too, Amy!
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Resimay
Jun 19, 2008 21:58:40 GMT -5
Post by trixie on Jun 19, 2008 21:58:40 GMT -5
Also, I meant to thank Amy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D for posting this in the first place. Or the furst plase. Thanks, Amy! The pik made my night (nite) and hoo kares if he can spel or not. I know (oops, I spelled that correctly) I won't be asking him how to spell anything but foreplay. I hope he doesn't spell it four play as I am too old for that.
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Resimay
Jun 20, 2008 8:29:59 GMT -5
Post by Amy on Jun 20, 2008 8:29:59 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Trixie, you are simply the best! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Carmah for you and Beefy!
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