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Post by Soaper on Feb 23, 2009 10:36:03 GMT -5
Monday February 23: Jason and Sonny strike a deal. Sam and Jason team up to find Anthony. Kate continues to hound Claudia.
Tuesday February 24: Maxie is in an alternative universe. Everyone’s destiny takes a strange turn in Maxie’s dream. Maxie is happy to be alive.
Wednesday February 25: Jason and Sam are hot on Anthony’s trail. Sonny is hit with a dose of reality. Rebecca finds it easy to be around Lucky.
Thursday February 26: Anthony accuses Claudia of having feelings for Sonny. Jason is impressed by Sam’s resourcefulness. Jax and Carly team up to help out.
Friday February 27: Anthony puts Sonny in a no win situation. Spinelli finds himself in hot water all over again. Jax and Carly enlist Olivia’s help in their latest scheme.
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Post by trixie on Feb 24, 2009 21:31:27 GMT -5
Monday February 23: Jason and Sonny strike a deal. Then they go bowling and find out they can only get spares
Sam and Jason team up to find Anthony. Well, because JASAM IS ON IT! And Anthony has a terrible case of hat hair and is slightly inebriated. But he’s still the Big Zucchini
Kate continues to hound Claudia. I would imagine the continuous howling and baying at the moon would convince Claudia to take her bleeding ears and put on an Elvis Presley LP. And then look for more Not-Very-Jerry-DVDs
Tuesday February 24: Maxie is in an alternative universe. And this is news?
Everyone’s destiny takes a strange turn in Maxie’s dream. Yeah, because Maxie becomes the bad-hair-wearing-crappily-clothes-wearing BJ and George Bailey is rolling over in his grave. And his tombstone gives his year of birth as 1990.
Maxie is happy to be alive. No shit
Wednesday February 25: Jason and Sam are hot on Anthony’s trail. Okay, I read this as “Jason and Sam are hot on Anthony’s tail.” I knew Jason always had a thing for the Big Zucchini
Sonny is hit with a dose of reality. And then he’s hit with a mack truck
Rebecca finds it easy to be around Lucky. Actually, Lucky finds Rebecca to be easy
Thursday February 26: Anthony accuses Claudia of having feelings for Sonny. How dare someone accuse someone of having feelings. Oh, no. That is going to be Sonny and Claudia’s “song”. Feelings. Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings. I think I need to shoot some heroin or smoke some really rancid crack now to get that song out of my head
Jason is impressed by Sam’s resourcefulness. Yeah, well, Jason has always been impressed by the “simple” things in life. Like how Sam actually breathes without instructions
Jax and Carly team up to help out. Jax and Carly ARE ON IT. Whatever the hell IT is. But hey, teaming up is good. Are they disguising themselves as Limo drivers? Because that would be special
Friday February 27: Anthony puts Sonny in a no win situation. And then he puts him in cement shoes, shoots him in the head and kills his own daughter. Hey, it’s my own version of a “win-win” situation. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Plus, I can finally take off my tin-foil hat. It was giving me a headache. Not to mention hat-hair
Spinelli finds himself in hot water all over again. So, he finally takes a bath?
Jax and Carly enlist Olivia’s help in their latest scheme. Which is Jax asks Olivia to carry his “donation” to “fruition” but then Carly goes crazy and runs her down so again, there is no little Jasper or Jaxine to bother Guza with
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Post by Soaper on Mar 3, 2009 8:54:56 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
trixie! You're hilarious!
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