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Post by Soaper on Mar 3, 2009 8:49:45 GMT -5
Monday, March 2 Adam threatens Zach and Kendall. JR finds out about Amanda's transgressions. Adam has Zach right where he wants him. Kendall accuses Reese of plotting to steal Zach away from her. David exposes Amanda's misdeeds to JR.
Tuesday, March 3 Jake comes to Amanda's rescue. David and Krystal are married at Wildwind. Krystal and David seal their deal. David's suspicions about Amanda grow stronger. Taylor and Brot wake up in each other's arms.
Wednesday, March 4 Reese suffers a vicious fall. Krystal tries to ignore her nervous feelings for David. JR promises Amanda that he'll protect her. Reese warns Kendall she's through being a pushover. Ryan learns the truth about Greenlee's accident.
Thursday, March 5 Greenlee is remembered at her memorial. Annie and Aiden kiss. Ryan and Kendall pay tribute to Greenlee. Annie may not be as well as she claims.
Friday, March 6 Krystal confronts David about his scheme with Amanda. Zach catches Kendall and Ryan in an intimate moment. Krystal confronts David with her suspicions. Reese blames Zach for her condition. Kendall and Ryan help each other in their grief over Greenlee. Amanda is left rattled by David's threats.[/quote]
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Post by Chris on Mar 3, 2009 19:04:05 GMT -5
This week doesn't sound half bad! Looks like JR being mad at Amanda is short lived. Although when he finds out the kid isn't his he'll really be mad.
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Post by trixie on Mar 3, 2009 21:10:42 GMT -5
Thank You, again, Soaper! I really need help, but I can't stop myself. Although I know I should. So, hopefully (for you guys' sake), this will be my last reply for awhile. I really have nothing left to say except Monday, March 2 Adam threatens Zach and Kendall. He tells them that he was going to steal his casino, but Ryan is already on that one so he’s going to threaten to tell everyone that Zach paints his toenails and wears Kendall’s sleeveless dresses while they talk about BabeJR finds out about Amanda's transgressions. I read this as Amanda’s “transsexuals” at first. But hey, it’s Amanda and she likes to keep her options open, so okay. But then I thought, please Gawd, don’t let Zarf come back which reminds them to talk about Babe. Adam has Zach right where he wants him. On the kitchen counter covered with maple syrup and brown sugar. I know that was a Tad thing, but Adam is mighty lonely these days, but ruins the moment by talking about Babe.Kendall accuses Reese of plotting to steal Zach away from her. But then says “No biggie. Let’s talk about Babe, instead.”David exposes Amanda's misdeeds to JR. I hope she’s wearing her “It’s Tuesday, So It Must Be Misdeeds Are Exposed Day” panties. And then they talk about Babe.March 3 Jake comes to Amanda's rescue. Well, since he came before, I’m not surprised. Hopefully he didn’t call her Babe at an inappropriate moment.David and Krystal are married at Wildwind. Then Jonathon comes back, hits them both in the head with a shovel, then Tad takes the shovel, digs a couple of graves and buries Dave and KWAK. A lightning bolt strikes and a fire breaks out and Wildwind is burnt to the ground and a big pointing finger comes down from the sky and a booming voice from the heavens says “I’m sorry David, but it was the only way I could get rid of Kwak. You’re collateral damage, big guy. AND QUIT TALKING ABOUT BABE, GOD (oh, wait, that’s me!) DAMMIT! SHE’S NOT EVEN HERE!”Krystal and David seal their deal. By committing double suicide? I don’t think a pinkie swear is going to be good enough for me here and if Babe is part of the deal THEN BY ALL MEANS SEAL IT. AND THEN STUFF IT. Really.David's suspicions about Amanda grow stronger. Eh. More growing suspicions. And stronger ones at that. Maybe it’s because she was wearing her “It’s Thursday, So I Must Be Giving Off Strong Suspicious Vibes Day” panties. And then they sing “I Got You, Babe”Taylor and Brot wake up in each other's arms. And have a nice talk about breakfast sausages. Amazingly enough, they don’t talk about Babe until Brot says some ham might be nice instead of sausages.Wednesday, March 4 Reese suffers a vicious fall. As opposed to being slightly miffed by a fairly nice tumble. And then, semi-unconscious (or whatever the heck she suffers) she does a bad imitation of Orson Welles and mumbles “Babe”. I think she meant “Rosebud”, but Frons insisted that “Babe” would have made Citizen Kane better. “Rosebud! What the hell is that to use as your dying words?? “Babe” would make it so much more poignant.” Krystal tries to ignore her nervous feelings for David. Did she paw the dirt, flare her nostrils, neigh, snort and roll her eyes around while trying to ignore being nervous? I just kind of imagine that KWAK does that when she’s nervous. Or she has sex. And then they talk about BabeJR promises Amanda that he'll protect her. Well, since she’s pregnant and he’s one of the contenders, I’m going out on a limb and say that protection is not his strong suit. But then they talk about Babe and how well JR protected herReese warns Kendall she's through being a pushover. And then Kendall pushes her over and says “Babe was never a pushover.”Ryan learns the truth about Greenlee's accident. That one time she had to leave work early because she didn’t have a spare pair of underpants and the tampon machine was broken. But Babe went to the drugstore for her, so all was well.Thursday, March 5 Greenlee is remembered at her memorial. You mean Babe isn’t remembered at Greenlee’s memorial? I’m sure that one must be a misprintAnnie and Aiden kiss. Babe’s tombstone and then go make grilled cheese sandwiches with Annie’s flat ironRyan and Kendall pay tribute to Greenlee. They throw a few bucks on her grave. It was very moving. It was all they had left after leaving 100-dollar bills on Babe’s grave.Annie may not be as well as she claims. Well, duh. A few dream-like visits from Babe ought to cure her, thoughFriday, March 6 Krystal confronts David about his scheme with Amanda. And then they have sex and talk about Babe. Because those two things go hand-in-hand. So to speakZach catches Kendall and Ryan in an intimate moment. Actually, Kendall catches Zach and Ryan in an intimate moment but then they all talk about Babe and how she never got caught in an intimate moment because she was so smart and industriousKrystal confronts David with her suspicions. Are these “growing” suspicions? I suspect they might talk about BabeReese blames Zach for her condition. That now she has cooties and has developed a nasty Five O’clock Shadow and that for some reason she neglects to shower. Plus, she has developed a really bad urge to mention Babe in every one of her conversations but is still one of the few people in PV who have restrained themselves from doing so. Kendall and Ryan help each other in their grief over Greenlee. Well, we can all just hit ourselves over the head with a big Acme Anvil. “Grief Helping” is code for “What Would Babe do?” KWAK gets an honorable mentionAmanda is left rattled by David's threats And then David starts talking about Babe and Amanda kills him with her Binkie.
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Post by Barbara on Mar 4, 2009 11:55:18 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You are TOO much, Trixie! This is the best laugh I had all week. I thought it was bad when everyone kept mentioning Dixie after each of her deaths, but the Babe worship is too much! Maybe Kwak will erect a statue of Babe on the site of the old Comeback, so everyone will be able to honor her memory. Thanks again for the great laughs Trix!
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Post by Chris on Mar 4, 2009 12:09:47 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D Love it! And yes... the Babe memories get as much screentime as she did when she was on!
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Post by Soaper on Mar 9, 2009 12:53:56 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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