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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 15:20:36 GMT -5
late last night there is a LOUD pounding on the door and flashlights in the window. police officers so i tell them to hold up their badges etc and open the door. they are looking for some guy who i don't know - must of lived here before or had a girlfriend who lived here. so i show my id - they run a check on me ;D ;D and asked if they can look around my house. sadly they found no "evidence" of a man ever being here. yeah - no kidding officer - my love life sucks!!!!!! so after a while they thanked me and left. thanked me for what - scaring the hell out of kallie - and me? ? and of course they didn't care about my shoes off at the door rule (i guess i forget to post it and who is going to tell men with GUNS that) and it had rained. i spent over an hour scrubbing mud off of my carpet! WTF!!!! there is my rant for the day. pissed me off. i thought i was going to get arrested for sending jeff the cutout penis' i mean i made them rather large so he would be proud!!!
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 15:26:36 GMT -5
ohhh -- the best part was when i was looking at their badges kallie asked me "what did you do?" - nice and calm. stinker!!!
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Post by cruiselady on Aug 4, 2006 15:41:09 GMT -5
LMAO Oh Charity that would scare the crap out of me! But the part that I got stuck on was that YOU GOT RAIN??? It's all been missing us this week and it's just so dry after all that heat!
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 15:45:28 GMT -5
hey - we didn't get hit by the killer storm but we did get a rain shower.
it did scare the crap outta me but kallie??? grrrrr. "what did you do, mom? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by cruiselady on Aug 4, 2006 15:49:15 GMT -5
Oh my kids are like that too. When Dave got pulled over for speeding Brett told the cop, My Mom always tells him to slow down and he never does!! ;D ;D I think my hubby wanted to kill him that day! Thankfully he just got a warning and let go. Not sure if it was because of what Brett said or the fact that it was raining!
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 18:42:26 GMT -5
aren't children charming??? so much nicer before she learned to talk!!!! damn - she hit me again!!!!!!!! ;D ;D she was reading over my shoulder!!! i always tell her during one of her talk-a-thons that she need an off switch!!
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Post by trixie on Aug 4, 2006 19:02:55 GMT -5
Charity! How scary! Especially about the "No Shoes" policy. Did you at least try to explain the "No Pants" policy? No, really, that is a very scary thing to happen. I have all sorts of "Being interrogated by police for no real reason" stories, but I PROMISE I will not bore you with those. And to you and Carol, yeah, kids ALWAYS say the darndest things. My niece loudly announced to a roomful of people "AUNT LINDA! YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE!" At least I can't get arrested for that. Um, unless I lived in Los Angeles.
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Post by Chris on Aug 4, 2006 19:12:41 GMT -5
I can't believe they were so invasive! And that would really scare the crap out of me too. Kallie is funny though, and I am so jealous about the rain!!
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 19:29:59 GMT -5
TRIXIE - i decided not to tell them the no pants policy because on was extremely overweight and the other one was female PLAT - it was scary. i mean they opened drawers etc. because i told them they could look around but come on!!! some might call her funny or cute. but they way she just looked at me soo casually and asked me that. like they come by every day!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by cruiselady on Aug 4, 2006 19:54:34 GMT -5
Sssshhhhhhh!!! Don't tell Plat they don't have off switches!! ;D
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 19:57:58 GMT -5
we'll keep it our little secret!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Amy on Aug 4, 2006 21:04:00 GMT -5
Charity, that would have scared the bejeezus out of me! I'm one of those people who feel guilty even when I haven't done anything wrong!! I would have acted so freaked they probably would have assumed I was hiding something. I think I'm safe though. When I mailed in my penis paper chain I put Plat's name and address on the package.
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Post by Chris on Aug 4, 2006 21:34:40 GMT -5
Sssshhhhhhh!!! Don't tell Plat they don't have off switches!! ;D LMAO - I'm learning!!! ;D ;D ;D ETA: Thanks LL!! It's nice to be included in "projects" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by kallietop on Aug 4, 2006 21:42:22 GMT -5
;D ;D i put plats name on mine, too!!!!!!! we do with think alike!!!! i was scared. it's just me and kallie and i don't open the door at night unless i'm expecting someone. it freaked me but obviously kallie took it in stride!!!
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Post by Soaper on Aug 6, 2006 20:02:07 GMT -5
I got pulled over for speeding once. It was a pretty sunny day, I had the music playing loud and forgot myself...the lights, the sirens, my kids started crying and freaking out... the cop came to the window and the kids were crying so hard...I guess they thought I was going to get locked up or something that the cop just waved me on...I'm not sure if he was shaink his head in sympathy or disgust ;D
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