Post by trixie on Jul 21, 2006 17:19:29 GMT -5
As always, with my apologies
Ryan taking out trash. It’s a big bag o’ trash, possibly a Glad Hefty Bag (my own Product Placement). We can only hope it was crammed full of future AMC scripts.
Cue Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag
Kendall, Ryan and Spike: Lots of luggage and genetic references and baby talk between Kendall and Ryan while an annoyed Spike feigns sleep in hopes that they don’t start calling him Snookum Wookums. Or worse yet, Old Yeller. He also wonders if his diaper bag is considered luggage.
While pretending to be a real baby, Spike secretly plots his getaway as he hears the list of all the whack jobs that love him and will be there for him. He hopes he’ll be SORASed next week and can hook up with Simone. Spike doesn’t like that it’s his job to be the baby.
Cue – Take This Job and Shove It.
Kung Foo Boo Hoolia Keifer Sutherland and Laimie in the boathouse. Laimie gets the fact that Julia was rocking out to George Michaels and Boy George while he was rocking out to Yanni. They both realize that Julia is actually a gay man. Laimie seems happy about this. They talk about the fact that couples usually have a favorite, romantic place and that theirs is a very romantic hospital closet containing rectal thermometers and urinals. This makes Julia change her mind about breaking up with him. They then discuss if urinals are considered carry-ons or if you have to check them in.
Cue Maggie May. Segue to Take a Walk on the Wild Side
Commercial
Hmmmm, who’s this blond Greenlee? Oh, it’s Annie Greensprings. Erin and Annie pretend there’s a little girl somewhere in the penthouse watching Beauty and The Beast or perhaps The Texas Chainsaw Massacre while they blather on about trains and camels carrying luggage. Hopefully the Louis Vuitton luggage was on the train as camels tend to spit thereby lessening how much it’s worth on e-bay.
Babe assures Josh that he won’t have to go through all this alone as he as hundreds, possibly thousands of siblings out there in the world who will be there for him. Josh leaves to check on his Samsonite.
Cue leaving on a Jet Plane
JR lurks.
Aiden and Jonathon totally confuse and annoy Terry because he can’t understand a word either one is saying. He decides they’re talking about his luggage.
Lilly comes through door. Sees Terry and screams. She recalls that he’s the fish-looking guy and that not only did he get her drunk, take his shirt off but worst of all he has RED LUGGAGE.
Commercial
Ryan receives envelope containing info on Spike’s parentage. Bella Abzug and Winston Churchill are listed as mom and pop. Also Spike is actually Lassie, which if Kendall ever changed his diapers she would have known this sooner.
Julia confesses to Jaimie that she prefers boxers to briefs.
Aiden confesses that he misses his spotted dick.
Erin confesses the same.
Annie confesses that she had an invisible friend as a child, but now has an invisible child with a friend.
Ryan confesses that he did indeed throw out all future AMC scripts as it is the only garbage he has in his condo.
Zach is now in the Martin’s attic playing strip poker with Myrtle (who is still winning)
Tune in next week as Erica goes to PV Int’l Airport to claim her lost luggage and finds Jackson on the baggage carousel along with an unclaimed dog named Cooter.
Ryan taking out trash. It’s a big bag o’ trash, possibly a Glad Hefty Bag (my own Product Placement). We can only hope it was crammed full of future AMC scripts.
Cue Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag
Kendall, Ryan and Spike: Lots of luggage and genetic references and baby talk between Kendall and Ryan while an annoyed Spike feigns sleep in hopes that they don’t start calling him Snookum Wookums. Or worse yet, Old Yeller. He also wonders if his diaper bag is considered luggage.
While pretending to be a real baby, Spike secretly plots his getaway as he hears the list of all the whack jobs that love him and will be there for him. He hopes he’ll be SORASed next week and can hook up with Simone. Spike doesn’t like that it’s his job to be the baby.
Cue – Take This Job and Shove It.
Kung Foo Boo Hoolia Keifer Sutherland and Laimie in the boathouse. Laimie gets the fact that Julia was rocking out to George Michaels and Boy George while he was rocking out to Yanni. They both realize that Julia is actually a gay man. Laimie seems happy about this. They talk about the fact that couples usually have a favorite, romantic place and that theirs is a very romantic hospital closet containing rectal thermometers and urinals. This makes Julia change her mind about breaking up with him. They then discuss if urinals are considered carry-ons or if you have to check them in.
Cue Maggie May. Segue to Take a Walk on the Wild Side
Commercial
Hmmmm, who’s this blond Greenlee? Oh, it’s Annie Greensprings. Erin and Annie pretend there’s a little girl somewhere in the penthouse watching Beauty and The Beast or perhaps The Texas Chainsaw Massacre while they blather on about trains and camels carrying luggage. Hopefully the Louis Vuitton luggage was on the train as camels tend to spit thereby lessening how much it’s worth on e-bay.
Babe assures Josh that he won’t have to go through all this alone as he as hundreds, possibly thousands of siblings out there in the world who will be there for him. Josh leaves to check on his Samsonite.
Cue leaving on a Jet Plane
JR lurks.
Aiden and Jonathon totally confuse and annoy Terry because he can’t understand a word either one is saying. He decides they’re talking about his luggage.
Lilly comes through door. Sees Terry and screams. She recalls that he’s the fish-looking guy and that not only did he get her drunk, take his shirt off but worst of all he has RED LUGGAGE.
Commercial
Ryan receives envelope containing info on Spike’s parentage. Bella Abzug and Winston Churchill are listed as mom and pop. Also Spike is actually Lassie, which if Kendall ever changed his diapers she would have known this sooner.
Julia confesses to Jaimie that she prefers boxers to briefs.
Aiden confesses that he misses his spotted dick.
Erin confesses the same.
Annie confesses that she had an invisible friend as a child, but now has an invisible child with a friend.
Ryan confesses that he did indeed throw out all future AMC scripts as it is the only garbage he has in his condo.
Zach is now in the Martin’s attic playing strip poker with Myrtle (who is still winning)
Tune in next week as Erica goes to PV Int’l Airport to claim her lost luggage and finds Jackson on the baggage carousel along with an unclaimed dog named Cooter.